Hello everyone, at long last I have returned to start the new contest!
First up to the plate, we have the "That could've been really useful in future episodes" Award, going to Mojochi, for:
Troi: (Telepathically to Riker) We're totally getting it on in his chair when he's not around
Riker: (Telepathically) We should probably never do this telepathy thing again after today
Next, we have the "Tasha opens a can of Whoop-Ass in 3,2,1..." Award, going to Finn for:
Terraformer: ...then when all of this is done, we'll colonize it. The place would be so well run and beautiful. Not like one of those failed colonies...like Turkana IV. Have you heard of it. I read about it once. Folks from there are complete morons and they stink really bad. I don't know what I'd do if I bumped into someone from there...
Next, we have the "Well, ALL the corridors look the same" Award, going to Honorable Ensign for:
Geordi: How could you get lost, Data?! There are giant maps of the ship everywhere! Plus, you're an android!
Next, we have the "Psst, I think it's Goldshirts now. Relax Will" Award, going to Inflatabledalek for:
Riker: I'm not sure if ther red shirts are still cursed, so you two can go into the dangerous situation first and we'll just hang back.
Next, we have the "C'mon, I want to see a runabout fly by!" Award, going to Laura Cynthia Chambers for:
"Officer! Quit watching Deep Space Nine reruns and get back to work!"
Our Photoshop Award, goes to Nerys Myk for:
PICARD: Tell me, Mister Data, have you ever seem a more arrogant and smug group of people?
The award goes to Shivkala for:
Picard: Captain's Log--When I have a "senior moment" and forget what order I wanted to give, I like to comment on just how beautiful space is and how we should all take a moment and just enjoy the view. However, during the Red Alert, it probably wasn't the best of times to point out the lovely vista. Incidentally, I must remember to write to the families of the 218 crew members who died today when I didn't give my order quickly enough. Oh well, space really is pretty.
Our KBL goes to JirinPanthosa for:
Geordi: Data, I just got a great idea for a new best friend handshake! And you have to join me for the Community holonovel. Playing Troy is like an out of body experience!
Many thanks to everyone for participating and congrats to our winners!
Before moving on, I'd like to thank you all for your patience. Times have been quite rocky for me recently, I'm fine, please don't worry about me. It's just that some things have been demanding more and more of my time. One of the bright spots has always been judging these contests, because I get a lot of hilarious people making me laugh. It is quite a gift you all give to the TrekBBS each contest. Thank you.
And now, here we go...
Enjoy!

First up to the plate, we have the "That could've been really useful in future episodes" Award, going to Mojochi, for:

Troi: (Telepathically to Riker) We're totally getting it on in his chair when he's not around
Riker: (Telepathically) We should probably never do this telepathy thing again after today
Next, we have the "Tasha opens a can of Whoop-Ass in 3,2,1..." Award, going to Finn for:

Terraformer: ...then when all of this is done, we'll colonize it. The place would be so well run and beautiful. Not like one of those failed colonies...like Turkana IV. Have you heard of it. I read about it once. Folks from there are complete morons and they stink really bad. I don't know what I'd do if I bumped into someone from there...
Next, we have the "Well, ALL the corridors look the same" Award, going to Honorable Ensign for:

Geordi: How could you get lost, Data?! There are giant maps of the ship everywhere! Plus, you're an android!
Next, we have the "Psst, I think it's Goldshirts now. Relax Will" Award, going to Inflatabledalek for:

Riker: I'm not sure if ther red shirts are still cursed, so you two can go into the dangerous situation first and we'll just hang back.
Next, we have the "C'mon, I want to see a runabout fly by!" Award, going to Laura Cynthia Chambers for:

"Officer! Quit watching Deep Space Nine reruns and get back to work!"
Our Photoshop Award, goes to Nerys Myk for:

PICARD: Tell me, Mister Data, have you ever seem a more arrogant and smug group of people?

The award goes to Shivkala for:

Picard: Captain's Log--When I have a "senior moment" and forget what order I wanted to give, I like to comment on just how beautiful space is and how we should all take a moment and just enjoy the view. However, during the Red Alert, it probably wasn't the best of times to point out the lovely vista. Incidentally, I must remember to write to the families of the 218 crew members who died today when I didn't give my order quickly enough. Oh well, space really is pretty.

Our KBL goes to JirinPanthosa for:

Geordi: Data, I just got a great idea for a new best friend handshake! And you have to join me for the Community holonovel. Playing Troy is like an out of body experience!
Many thanks to everyone for participating and congrats to our winners!
Before moving on, I'd like to thank you all for your patience. Times have been quite rocky for me recently, I'm fine, please don't worry about me. It's just that some things have been demanding more and more of my time. One of the bright spots has always been judging these contests, because I get a lot of hilarious people making me laugh. It is quite a gift you all give to the TrekBBS each contest. Thank you.
And now, here we go...





Enjoy!