Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Aug 11, 2014.
First Officer's Log. I'm so hung over I feel like I'm being hanged upside-down...
Wicket: That Jean-Luc Picard is such a pompous old geezer, always looking down on people who aren't as evolved as he is, drinking that swill he calls Earl Grey tea, and...he's right behind me, isn't he?
Dathon: Daisy Hill Puppy Farm, the terrier missing.
Not sure wtf happened to my 1sy post, but grrrrr.....
Worf: Data's readings concur sir, this continent is definitely slanted
Riker: I'm not noticing anything
Dathon: Timba, his arms wide
Picard: I'm not finding you any more wood
Riker: Allow me to return the gesture
Riker: To think there was actually a time I thought she'd be MORE fun drunk
Riker: Anyone remember where we parked?
Picard: "What the bloody hell? I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
Wicket: Hi there. I'm Wicket. And I'm here to tell you that all three of us just saved a thousand credits on our Beast-At-Tanagra insurance by switching to Geico!
Riker: Hey! You! With the camera! Quit using a Dutch angle!
Captain's Log: While diplomatic relations are going well, we have not quite reached Level Ten: Frolicking Together in Meadows.
Riker: Yes, they're real.
Riker: Sorry, doctor. Unless it gets cloudier we won't be able to read our tablets.
DATA: I agree with Commander Riker. This will be perfect for a recreation of Manet's "Luncheon On The Grass".
Worf: Check it out. The Dancing Doctor on Youtube.
Data: I'll see your Dancing Doctor and raise you the video dating profile of Chief Forty LaGorgeous on Qpid.com.
Riker: Would you two quit goofing around? I've got a Bigfoot hunch to prove.
Crusher: I have a theory....
Picard: The Black Knight, his arms cut off.
Dathon: Temba, his flesh only wounded.
Picard: Sokath, his eyes uncovered!
Dathon: Lungha, it's only a model!
WORF: You're wrong. His blood alcohol level is normal.
Picard: I don't think he's seen us, Captain. There's my next hairpiece in 5...4...3...
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