TNG Caption This! #372: The Great Outdoors

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  1. The Green Monster

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    Dathon: Timba, his arms wide

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  8. The Return of Zombie Cheerleader

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    DATA: I agree with Commander Riker. This will be perfect for a recreation of Manet's "Luncheon On The Grass".

    CRUSHER: Wait....what?????
     
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