TNG Caption This! #356: Time Capsule: Part 7

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  1. inflatabledalek

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    Riker: The key to making it in Star Fleet is to be alert, to be constantly on your toes ready to spring into action at a seconds notice, to spot the small clues that can lead to the bigger picture. Once you've learnt that you'll be ready for promotion Ensign.

    Ensign?


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    Data: That is the last time I order out for prostitutes.


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    Dorn: YOU'RE A TERRIBLE DIRECTOR!!!!!!!!

    McFadden: Now I know what William Shatner had to put up with on V...


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    Picard:... and then all her clothes fell off.


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    Data: How much must we consume before these captions become funny?

    Worf: Six bottles.
     
  2. Armored Saint

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  3. Finn

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    Admiral's Log: Chairs with higher backs needs to be ordered for the Enterprise, especially Jean-Luc's ready room. I'm growing tired of hearing Baby Blues Billy's pants shuffling as he does the Riker, whenever I talk with Jean-Luc.
     
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    Nechayev: Jean-Luc, you're talking to Riker again, aren't you?

    Picard: That's correct, Admiral. How did you know?

    Nechayev: Because stinknuts propagate across subspace. Riker, I know you're there, may I suggest TWO showers a day?
     
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    PICARD: Ever see an old 2D called "The Wicked Lady"?

    RIKER: No. Why?

    PICARD: No reason.
     
  6. Triskelion

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    Necheyev: Captain Picard, I've asked Commander Riker to join this meeting to confirm whether you are, in fact, wearing pants. Commander?

    Riker: The French flag is flying free in the breeze, Admiral.

    Picard: Run silent, run deep, Little Commodore!

    Riker: And that's the other thing, Admiral....
     
  7. Alrik

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    Worf: "Impressive."

    Troi: "Not to worry, it's perfectly natural Data."

    LaForge: "I didn't know androids were capable of 'morning wood'."



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    Picard: "Of course Admiral, we'll be happy to make a chair available at the poker game when you arrive."

    Riker thinking: "Son of a...you didn't."
     
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    :DHa ha! these are great! more!!!
     
  9. Armored Saint

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    RIKER: Frankly sir, I didn't even noticed she has been not there for the last two weeks.
     
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    Second Officer's Log: My 47th attempt at having dreams about Tasha has failed. Those dreams with Geordi, Counselor Troi and Worf would be described by most Humans as very disturbing.
     
  11. Armored Saint

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    DATA: I did not steal a Mondrian, I painted this myself.
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  12. Nerys Myk

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    DATA: I can explain...
     
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    Worf: "I am sorry, Commander, but the Mentorans are demanding we extradite you to their planet to stand trial for having sex with a minor."
    Data: "What!"
    LaForge: "Apparently, you got 'jiggy' with Jenna D'Sora while you two were on leave there last month."
    Data: "But...she's not even a Mentoran citizen!"
    Troi: "Doesn't matter according to their law."
    Data: "But...Jenna D'Sora has got to be pushing thirty! How can she be a minor?"
    Worf: "The age of consent on Mentora III is thirty."
    Data: "But...I am a machine! What is the Mentoran age of consent for using a sex toy?"
    Troi: "...That just might work!"
     
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    Data: Okay, I'll turn off my masturbation subroutine!

    Worf: Is he going to say that every time we use this picture?
     
  16. Triskelion

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    Data: I can explain. Spot needed a scratching post, and things went from there.
    Geordi<ripping off visor>: I've seen enough.
     
  17. Honorable Ensign

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    I'm not in charge of this contest-but I'd say we have a winnah! Truly inspired!
     
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    DATA: "In what culture do they serve Miller High Life in these kind of glasses?"

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  20. LeadHead

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