TNG Caption This #140 - "Creative Flaws"

[cultcross]

That's it for the last contest once again, and its time to pick our winners:

For the first image, we have the return of a frequent past winner:

DATA: I am curious why your creator would fail to make you fully functional.

And a second, just-because-i-run-this-shit-so-i-can winner,

"Doctor Crusher informed me of her medical news.

Would this be a bad time for a fellow officer and friend to suggest baby names?"

And for our second image,

That's excellent technique, helmsman. Now can you photoshop those assless chaps onto someone hot, like Tasha?

The special multi-pic award goes to:

Wesley: "The carpets throughout the ship are still unraveling."
Riker: "What exactly is going on in the Captain's quarters?"

Data: "Sir, your carpet unraveling technique is showing much improvement."

well done everyone, some real gems hidden amongst them this time!

Onto the the new contest:

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "It looks like an old telescope. Here, let me look in the end. Hmmm, I don't see anything. Perhaps this lever here opens the shutter..."

Picard: "Admitting that you have a drinking problem is the first step towards recovery."

 

[Gertch]

Picard: "There's not enough oxygen in here for the two of us Mr Data-"
Data: "But-"
Picard: "Quiet! The Enterprise just wont make it in time-"
Data: "But Sir-"
Picard: "Please Mr Data! There's only one bullet in this old gun we found-"
Data: "Sir-"
Picard: "Will you stop interrupting you stupid android! Now, being the Captain it is up to me."
Data: "Carry on sir."

*BANG*

Data: "Which of us is stupid?"

Picard: "I don't know how much that bottle costs me but to see Riker stumble out of here without his pants was well worth it."

 

[Holdfast]

These caption contests are comedy gold. Glad to see them going strong!

 

[cultcross]

These caption contests are comedy gold. Glad to see them going strong!

Impressively fast switchover, I tip my sombrero to you, sir

 

[Holdfast]

These caption contests are comedy gold. Glad to see them going strong!

Impressively fast switchover, I tip my sombrero to you, sir

tes desires sont des ordres.

 

[Turbo]

Later, Captain Picard would regret that he had given Guinan the Love Potion #9 Chemistry Set for her birthday.

 

[Tim]

PICARD: Remember that night we had in Vegas?

DATA: I do not believe it has any vibrating speeds, captain.

 

[Gertch]

"I still can't believe you slipped Ex-Lax in Q's chocolate ice cream."

 

[Hedbergian]

PICARD: I'm so drunk, I'm starting to see shapes on the walls.
GUINAN: Yea. Squares.
PICARD: No. Dodecahedrons.

PICARD: I'm going to shoot you now, Mr. Data. And you know why.
DATA: "Master of Disguise"?
PICARD: You didn't even read the script, did you?
DATA: No, sir.

 

[Kirby]

[

Picard: You know, we could just replicate crystal meth...
Guinan: Nope. None of that syntha-meth shit, this is gonna be my special blend.

PICARD: Android season
DATA: Captain season
PICARD: Andriod season
DATA: Captain season

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "I haven't seen anything like this since we invited Grignak to bar tend one of our academy parties."

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for the win, cultcross!

Mr Data, I would appreciate it if you stopped detaching your parts and handing them to people when they aren't paying attention.

Picard: Guinan, wait till Riker learns about your drinking game. The hard way.
Guinan: Back on Tel-Aur I was a 'Urine Sample Russian Roulette' Grandmaster.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "Now I suppose you're wondering if I fired five shots or six..."
Data: "You fired six shots sir, I am an android."
Picard: "You really are a party pooper when it comes to the Holodeck Mr Data."
Data: "Yes sir."

Picard: "Guinan, Dr Crusher wants her urine samples back."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: Guinan, you needn't slip Mr. Data a roofie. He does have an off-switch.

Data: Captain, would this be a good time for my rendition of "Johnny's Got a Gun?"

 

[Gertch]

Picard, satisfyingly: "Now there is only ONE light."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"Based on the Starfleet historical database and a lengthy search of old Earth records about the 19th century American West...this was once used to shoot a man...JUST for snoring too loud!"

"Face it, Guinan...

If you can't make a proper Harvey Wallbanger after THIS many centuries? Give up."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I'll save this, Mister Data...

For the next time Commander Riker interrupts one of my Dixon Hill programs."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: Captain, shall I assemble the pussy?
Picard: Posse, Data. The correct term is posse.

 

[Locutus of Board]

PICARD: Remember that night we had in Vegas?

Guinan: Ahem, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.