TNG Caption This #130 - 'Gained in Translation'

[cultcross]

That's another contest down, folks, apologies fro the long delay in update, got a lot of work on at the moment - important sciency stuff. Not important enough to stop me arguing in TNZ, but hey. On to the winners - The main winner, with a caption right off the bat:

And our runner up,

Troi realized the Universal Translator is set too high when Grignak said, "In exchange for this alcoholic beverage, I require sexual intercourse in various orifices, including the dirty one."

Photoshop winner goes to:

Loquel: "Ensign Connery told me that this was mightier than a sword."

Now, onto the new picture. And Worf don't look too happy...

 

[jimbo1973]

sorry son, that's just the way the cookie crumbles.. BTW you'll NEVER command a starship!

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "You do realize Neelix cooked that, right? Yeah, good luck with it."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Data: Mr. Worf, you have been under a great deal of stress. Would you care to accompany me to my quarters for a gentle back rub and to view my sketchings?

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: That's the ambassador, not the main course

 

[scottydog]

Data: "Let me know when you have completed the circumcision so that I can re-attach it."

 

[Gertch]

I won! Thank you thank you.

Data: "Wesley is correct. You do wear your dress like a warrior."

 

[Finn]

Data: This is one of these times when I am glad I cannot fart.

 

[2of1million]

"I am not interested in that kind of relationship, Commander. I know you miss Tasha and I am sorry, but please, find someone else and do not ask that of me again. Now, please remove your hand from my shoulder, and BEGONE. Sir."

 

[Kirby]

"Thank you Commander for asking the chef to prepare the chicken just how I like it... rare!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Data's image recognition software was malfuntioning. Not only did Worf refuse to purr, but Spot's skills with the Bat'leth left a lot to be desired.

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "If I may make an observation, Mr. Worf. If you need a steak knife to cut meat loaf, then there is something wrong with it."

 

[Shatmandu]

I came in second! I feel so "Hillary!"

Data: "The Captain has asked me to intervene: his guests are complaining about the excessive grunting and knife-licking."

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf: "I said you must stay back at least five meters or else I'll cut you!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Music may sooth the savage breast, but the only thing that calms a Klingon is being deloused by an android.

 

[Noname Given]

Mr. Worf: "Yo fool! NEVER get between a Klingon man and his MEAT!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"That came from the tainted supply of targ meat...you DO realize that, do you not?

Enjoy your bloody diarrhea, Lieutenant."

 

[scottydog]

Worf: "This is what scottydog gets for dishonoring me with his avatar!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "I am sorry, but I prefer short loin over flank steak."

Worf: "Then next time, cut it yourself!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf: "Mmmmmm, mint frosting."