Thread for Haters (who have actually seen it)

[Chris Pine]

Two words: It sucked.

Two words: You're fat.

Eight Words: Nailed Heather Locklear before Tommy Lee ruined that.

Bring it on, Pine.

I am in my 20's. You are nearly 80. I have decades of nailing hot women ahead of me. How many do you have old man?

 

[Ghrakh]

Cool, another "begging for critics so we can gang up on them" thread.

 

[William Shatner]

Two words: You're fat.

Eight Words: Nailed Heather Locklear before Tommy Lee ruined that.

Bring it on, Pine.

I am in my 20's. You are nearly 80. I have decades of nailing hot women ahead of me. How many do you have old man?

All depends.

How old is your mom?

 

[Chris Pine]

Nice try at a comeback.

Need I mention my hair is all natural? You have to wear a wig. Women these days tend to be turned off by men with wigs, old man

 

[Gepard]

This thread is going to get shut down so fast, but until then...Chris Pine/William Shatner showdown? Fantastic.

 

[Chris Pine]

Oh and check out that video on TrekMovie where we met. Notice the part where I mentioned I already spoke to your wife outside?

What do you think we were doing outside?

 

[SalvorHardin]

Damn sexy.

I'd hit that.

 

[M'Sharak]

Ooo, technobabble! I think we're done here, for the moment.