Thread for Haters (who have actually seen it)

[ALF]

Because the overwhelming positivity of this forum begs the question: Who has seen the film and hated it? Why did they hate it? Cite actual reasons.

Negative professional reviews, or your personal two bits please slam it down.

With the amount of purists on this board, there must be some who didn't swallow JJ's roast turkey whole.

 

[Borgminister]

Isn't there a review thread to catch all reviews, good, bad and ugly?

 

[Roshi]

I like roasted turkey...

 

[Desleane]

Oi, I didn't this one, I posted in another =P

 

[CaptainHawk1]

Hmmm... All I hear is crickets.

 

[Cakes488]

I'm sure after Thursday, Friday, this weekend there will be more participation in this topic. Oh and please don't be afraid nay-sayers to express your honest opinion -- we'll (I'll) keep JJ's board pitbulls at bay!

 

[William Shatner]

Two words: It sucked.

 

[SalvorHardin]

Isn't it great that it's a William Shatner that posted the first hater review in here ?
Even if it's just 2 words ? And his first post too.

Ok, which one of you did it

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Two words: It sucked.

I love the unintentional irony of the vBulletin User Profile. In your case, it informs me:

William Shatner has not made any friends yet.

Seriously, Bill, how did the horse show go? And how did you manage to get control of the account name that, under UBB Threads, actually was registered to an employee of Shatner's? Did that not convey to vBulletin?

 

[Green Shirt]

I like roasted turkey...

Me too. But I have gout, so its on my "avoid at all costs" list.

 

[Cakes488]

Two words: It sucked.

And why did it suck Big Wills?

Let me guess in 5 words: Because you weren't in it??

 

[Chris Pine]

Two words: It sucked.

Two words: You're fat.

 

[SalvorHardin]

I see what you did there...

Now where's J.J. Abrams ?

 

[CaptainHawk1]

Isn't it great that it's a William Shatner that posted the first hater review in here ?
Even if it's just 2 words ? And his first post too.

Ok, which one of you did it

Two words: It sucked.

I love the unintentional irony of the vBulletin User Profile. In your case, it informs me:

William Shatner has not made any friends yet.

Seriously, Bill, how did the horse show go? And how did you manage to get control of the account name that, under UBB Threads, actually was registered to an employee of Shatner's? Did that not convey to vBulletin?

I just want to know if that's really Shatner.

If it is, I'll be his friend.

 

[indranee]

Two words: It sucked.

Two words: You're fat.

 

[John Picard]

I like roasted turkey...

Are we talking oven roasted or slow roasted?

 

[Gepard]

I just want to know if that's really Shatner.

If it is, I'll be his friend.

Don't be silly. We all know Samuel T. Cogley is really Shatner.

 

[William Shatner]

Two words: It sucked.

Two words: You're fat.

Eight Words: Nailed Heather Locklear before Tommy Lee ruined that.

Bring it on, Pine.

So help me God, I will shove this right up yer ass.

Oh, BTW... do you know what that it is? That's the real Enterprise, not some piece of shit with two Boeing engines and a bridge that look like an Apple Store.

Acrylic, really?

Fuck that... give me a cardboard and drywall bridge with hard candy buttons.

Velour all the way, bitches.

I just want to know if that's really Shatner.

If it is, I'll be his friend.

No way, Abrams gusher.

Denny Crane, out.

 

[SalvorHardin]

 

[William Shatner]

Damn sexy.

I'd hit that.