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Thousands of condoms block Commonwealth Games village

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http://tvnz.co.nz/commonwealth-games/condoms-clog-games-village-drainage-3825859

Thousands of flushed condoms threaten to choke the Commonwealth Games village's drainage system, media reports said, in the latest problem to hit the venue from hidden snakes to outbreaks of dengue.
Games organisers, who won a race against time to ready the village, are now battling to clear clogged drains after thousands of non-biodegradeable contraceptives were flushed down toilets in the first week of the event.
"If that is happening, it shows that there is use of condoms and I think that is a very positive story. Athletes are being responsible," Commonwealth Games Federation President Mike Fennell told a news conference.
"We all know that encouraging safe sex is a very important thing to do."
Games organisers had provided 8,000 free condoms in the village, and the provision appears to be in high demand. One official told the Mail Today newspaper today that over 4,000 had already been snapped up by eager athletes.
Following a decision to provide free condoms at the 1992 Olympics in Barcelona, it has become something of a tradition.
At the Sydney Olympic Games in 2000, athletes quickly used up the 70,000 free condoms provided, forcing organisers to supply another 20,000, while at the 2004 Games in Athens, the provision was doubled to 130,000.

A few of us were discussing this yesterday. So many highly toned athletes in a confined space would have to result in a severe amount of shagging.

(Mods: I see this as a news story, not sport, which is why I put it here in Misc).
 
That's quite a bit of sex being had, so good for them, but why would they think it's okay to flush the condoms down the toilet? Come on, people!
 
Somehow I doubt either would be considered a Commonwealth or Olympic Games event.

Imagine if you got disqualified...
“Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.”
 
Gosh... I hope all those materials don't mutate something down in the sewer into a hyper intelligent monster :eek:
 
Not since Riker last used the holodeck has their been a cleanup effort so perilous yet high in protein.
 
I never knew how to do it one way or the other but the idea of flushing a piece of non-degradable rubber down the toilet was just automatically horribly wrong to me.
 
The fools! This would have been the perfect opportunity to produce an entire generation of super-athletic humans to take over the world!
 
Then you are contributing to the problem.

The problem is Al Gore and his damn low flow cans. Sometimes I gotta flush a lotta condoms at once (don't judge me, puritan), and the she just canna take ut! She doesen hah the powah!
 
The fools! This would have been the perfect opportunity to produce an entire generation of super-athletic humans to take over the world!

:lol:




reading the thread title, I had visions of giant marching condoms protesting the Games, blockading the athletes in the village...
 
reading the thread title, I had visions of giant marching condoms protesting the Games, blockading the athletes in the village...

A column of giant marching condoms might come in handy to contain those giant walking sperm you guys have as the London 2012 mascots.
 
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