This morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas

[K'Ehleyr]

~ how the devil it got there I will never know. *slaps thigh and chortles*

OK from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, which is on this afternoon causing me to think it is Christmas "Toot sweets" anyone? ~ I hate the fact that I love it

So what other famous lines from films do you remember?

Oh and I have to mention this one in honour of the late, great Mr Swayze ~ "Nobody puts Baby in a corner".

 

[T'Baio]

Oh and I have to mention this one in honour of the late, great Mr Swayze ~ "Nobody puts Baby in a corner".

BARF!

"Back off, Warchild. Seriously."

That's in honour of Swayze.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Oh and I have to mention this one in honour of the late, great Mr Swayze ~ "Nobody puts Baby in a corner".

BARF!

"Back off, Warchild. Seriously."

That's in honour of Swayze.

Ok ~ you got me there. Love the film, and also from it...

"caught my first tube this morning" Go Keanu

 

[CorporalClegg]

Groucho Marx threads are always 100% win.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Groucho Marx threads are always 100% win.

And where's the quote?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Oh and I have to mention this one in honour of the late, great Mr Swayze ~ "Nobody puts Baby in a corner".

BARF!

"Back off, Warchild. Seriously."

That's in honour of Swayze.

"Well, when you grow up... then you'll know these things, Danny. Now get up here and piss in the radiator."

Unfortunately I can't think of any Groucho Marx quotes. Partly because I don't know any, but mostly because I'm too busy thinking of K'Ehleyr...and pajamas...

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Funnily enough, I was just watching this scene from another recent film: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_cBPc6VSaI

Unfortunately I can't think of any Groucho Marx quotes. Partly because I don't know any, but mostly because I'm too busy thinking of K'Ehleyr...and pajamas...

I often had a problem with shooting an elephant in my pyjamas in the mornings. Doctor says that during those moments I should think unsexy thoughts of John Prescott, and the uncomfortable sensation in my pyjamas should subside.

 

[trekkiedane]

Groucho Marx threads are always 100% win.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

[giving schoolboys an arithmetic lesson]
Two and two is four and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

 

[Balrog]

"Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse!" - Groucho Marx

 

[TGTheodore]

Groucho Marx threads are always 100% win.

And where's the quote?

The line about "shooting an elephant in my pajamas" was originally Groucho's. It was later used in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and a number of other films and TV shows.

It's sort of the classic stereotype Groucho line.

--Ted

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Thanks MLB, Zee and td ~ you know how to cheer me up on a very rainy Saturday

"Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse!" - Groucho Marx

See this is why I don't get the Marx bros ~ who needs to have a horse to own a whip?

Ahh ~ didn't know that. Thanks --Ted

 

[trekkiedane]

The line about "shooting an elephant in my pajamas" was originally Groucho's. It was later used in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and a number of other films and TV shows.

It's sort of the classic stereotype Groucho line.

Indeed, first used (on film) in Animal Crackers from 1930!

Funny, I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Thanks MLB, Zee and td ~ you know how to cheer me up on a very rainy Saturday

Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Oooo one that I do love ~
"The man is the head of the family but the woman is the neck and she can turn the head anyway she wants"

^Worse line ever!!! Zee ~ get in the corner NOW LOL

 

[trekkiedane]

Mae West

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.​

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Mae West​

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.​

Adore Mae West ~ "I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." No truer word

 

[trekkiedane]

Adore Mae West ~ "I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." No truer word

Me too!

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

 

[judge alba]

use the force luke

though one my partners mum used to use when she was on the sewing machine

"make it so"

used to have me in stitches for ages

 

[trekkiedane]

Three of my greatest interests in one avatar:

 

[K'Ehleyr]

use the force luke

though one my partners mum used to use when she was on the sewing machine

"make it so"

used to have me in stitches for ages

really took me a few seconds but *groan*