So me and my wife were having a good laugh at possible conversations between the two Jem Hadar at the beginning of 'rocks & shouls'. We had a laugh at extending it the whole episode. Extensions such as What if the planets hit by an asteroid? Then we will hold this world for the Dominion, until the nuclear winter kicks in and we die' What if there are deadly flesh eating bacteria on this planet? Then we will hold this world for the Dominion, until our flesh is eaten. What others could there be?
"We will hold this world for the Dominion." "What if the Dominion falls?" "Erm... erm .... I suppose we'll keep this world for ourselves, then."
"...just in case the Dominion returns, mind you." I like imagining these Jem Hadar as British while we're at it.
"What if the ratings fall too far and we get cancelled?" "Then we will hold this world for the Dominion... until a new spinoff is created. Or until Seth McFarlane creates a show in homage to ours."
"What if we run out of Ketracel White?" "Then we will hold this world for the Dominion...until we go crazy and beat each other senseless."
"What if the Dominion falls?" "Then we will hold this world for the Dominion... until... the Dominion falls? Limara'son, has the lack of white already destroyed your mind?"
Beniking'Klan: If the sky that we look upon should tumble and fall, or the mountains should crumble to the sea? Remata'Klan: Then I will stand by you as we hold this world for the Dominion ... until we die! Morissey'Klan: If a double-decker bus crashes into us? Rematak'Klan: To hold this world for the Dominion until we die will be such a pleasurable way to die!
"What if the Dominion is assimilated by the Borg." "Then we will hold this world for the Dominion/Borg and resistance is futile!"