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The Valiant: The Redshirt of Starships?

Oh no, the OP is making me think people in-universe do see any ship with that name as a death sentence.

Graduated Cadet: Oh boy, I finally get to go to space in a Starship!

Captain: Congratulations! You’re being assigned to the USS Valiant!

Cadet: ...Is this because you guys caught me cheating on the Kobayashi Maru? :(

...I couldn't resist. XD

(At the bridge of the Valiant!)

Ensign (formerly known as Cadet): ...Is it too late to request a transfer? I'd rather take my chances in a Miranda...Or even an Oberth! :(

Captain: Oh pish-posh! Don't tell me you believe in that whole thing about the Valiant is a name that carries terrible luck!

Ensign: Sir, I don't want to be that guy...But why is everyone in the crew wearing red shirts?!

Captain: Oh, that’s a common sight in this fine ship!

(A scream is heard just a few feet away as a nearby console explode in sparks, the poor redshirt-I mean bridge crew officer falling to the floor dramatically, losing conscious and his face burnt)

Captain: Send him to sickbay! He'll need an icepack! (He takes a long lookat the burnt console as two crewmen dragged the unconcious man away) ...Good news Ensign, you'll be taking his spot right here!

Ensign: (shocked) What was that?! We didn't even leave drydock just yet! And what kind of doctor recommends an icepack?!

Doctor: Oh, we don't have a doctor! After all, everyone is wearing a red shirt!

Ensign: ...That transfer isn't happening anytime soon, right? :(
 
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