The turtle sex commercial for Charter TV

[Brent]

Ok, I HATE this commercial, I do NOT want to hear two turtles having sex, they make this quiet moaning sound on TV and crap I'm sorry, I don't want to hear two turtles going at it! This commercial annoys me

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Here's the commercial for those who haven't seen it.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqbY5kl9K9Q[/yt]

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I guess it really is "turtles all the way down" then.

 

[Small White Car]

I really thought that Michael Swaim's comprehensive explanation of 'turtle sex on the internet' was the last I'd hear of this subject.

So...thanks for proving me wrong...geez

 

[Rek]

When I was around that little, me and my friends saw two dogs going at it. When we asked what they were doing we were told "they got stuck together". lol It made sense to me then although now I don't know why it did.

 

[JonathonWally]

I would have told the kid that the dude is buffing out the scratches on the chicks shell to keep it smooth, and that's why they call the product "turtle wax" for their smooth, shiny shells.

I'm quick on the wits like that...sometimes.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Change the channel?

Fast forward through it?

 

[Mallory]

I'm glad that I only have to put up with Comcast and Verizon competing here.

 

[RJDiogenes]

If it was turtles having sex, they should have been playing "Slow Ride."

 

[Haggis and tatties]

The man turtle climbs up onto the other turtles back then proceeds to jump up and down until the bottom turtles shell cracks open and popcorn spills out from the now dead and mangled bottom turtle.........and that's how popcorn is made, now eat up son.