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The Troi Maneuver.

T'Girl

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Why can't everyone on all five series and all eleven movies have their own maneuver?

The Picard Maneuver: Using a short warp jump to confuse an enemy that you're in two places at the same time.

The Sisko Maneuver: Convincing a large military power to enter into a war against a enemy which is absolutely
no threat to them (not to be confused with The Bush Maneuver).

The Scott Maneuver: Performing a one hour repair in two hours after telling your captain it would take six hours.

The Kirk Maneuver: Convincing an enemy that your hull is covered in a substance called corbomite that would
destroy both ships in the event of attack, corbomite actual being the color of paint on the hull (not to be confused
with The Kirk Position).

The Troi Maneuver: Plowing a multi-billion credit starship into a planet's surface within minutes of taking the helm.

The Bashir Maneuver:
The Porthos Maneuver:
The Riker Maneuver:
The Halkan Council maneuver:
The Janeway Maneuver:
The Uhura Maneuver:
The Chief Kyle Maneuver:
The Starboard Power Coupling Maneuver:
The Mirror Universe Yeoman Janice Rand Maneuver:

And of course the insidious ..
The T'Pring Maneuver:

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The Tom Paris Maneuver: Getting thrown in the brig and stripped back down to Ensign, only to eventually be promoted back to Lieutenant, while Harry Kim has to sit back and watch and remain an Ensign the entire time. :rommie:

or

Manages to design a hot rod shuttlecraft that can break the Warp 10 barrier, while the greatest engineering minds in the galaxy weren't able to.
 
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The Picard Manoeuvre: Using a short warp jump to confuse an enemy that you're in two places at the same time.
Hang on now, we all know the Picard Manoeuvre is when you pull down on the front of your top to get comfy.
 
The Worf Maneuver(TNG): Getting tossed on your ass within seconds of a physical conflict even though you're the baddest-ass warrior on the ship.

The Sulu Maneuver, or simply "Going Sulu": A manic fit accompanied by removing one's shirt and going berserk with a rapier.
 
The Troi Maneuver: Plowing a multi-billion credit starship into a planet's surface within minutes of taking the helm.


To be fair, she was ordered to fly the ship on a collision course in Nemesis. Yes, I know you're referring to Generations, I'm just saying.

Anyhoo, the Mr Leslie Maneuver: Go completely unnoticed by your colleagues that they don't even take notice at the fact that you're up and about and doing your job the day after you died.
 
Janeway Maneuver: get up on your soapbox and refuse any suggestion from yours officers that would violate the prime directive...then get off your soapbox and order them to proceed with that suggestion...
 
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The Picard Manoeuvre: Using a short warp jump to confuse an enemy that you're in two places at the same time.
Hang on now, we all know the Picard Manoeuvre is when you pull down on the front of your top to get comfy.
Exactly.
:techman:

I propose The Tucker Maneuver: To get barbecued in the final episode of a series.
 
The Bashir Maneuver: Make a pass at your patient right after curing them of catalepsy.
 
The Spot Maneuver: Changing your sex without anyone noticing.
The O'Brien Maneuver: Seemingly being the personal enemy of the universe.
 
The Seven of Nine Manoeuvre: Making everyone cringe with her "When I was severed from the collective..." speeches.
 
The Data Maneuver - Constantly seek to be more Human, yet somehow never understand basic Human concepts, like how to play.
 
The LaForge Maneuver - Fall for the hottest looking girl in the galaxy only to get laughed at when asking her out.
 
The Uhura Meneuver - To realise that you can always find the bad guy who talks too much with the realisation that "the thing's gotta have a tailpipe."

The Porthos Maneuver: To roll over and beg for cheese.
 
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