The stroke your own ego thread!

[Jayson]

With all the ego stroking threads around, I have created the one, everyone will REALLY want to go to. Here you get to talk about how great you are, without the worrying about whether or not you will be complimented by others, or whether you will make their list of posters they want to meet!

Dear Jason


You are brilliant and funny and ubber-kind. Your are the man that all men would want to be if they ever found themselves as brilliant,funny and ubber-kind as you!The world will never apreciate how special you are! The world therefore will never see the return of Jesus, because of this fatal mistake and thus utopia on earth will never happen!

Sadly girls also have failed to want to have sex with you. If only they knew it would be the greatest moment of their life. That every waking moment of their life, that there not having sex with you, would feel hollow and empty due to the fact that sex with me is so great nothing on earth can every compete with it in terms of greatness.

I love you Jason. You are me, and it brings me great joy to be in my own presence that I feel like I could be the most happiest person in the history of humanity whenver I touch myself or look in the mirror.

Jason

 

[Gryffindorian]

Bah.

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

No thanks, I have all the people around me stroking my ego for me.

 

[Squiggy]

"Ego". So that's what the kids are calling it these days eh?

Anyway, I'm glad you started this thread. Lord knows I haven't had mine stroked enough this week.

 

[Space Cowboy]

My parents always got onto me for stroking my ego when they had company over.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Dear DJ,
Ummmmm.......ummmmmm.....ummmmmm

 

[CorporalClegg]

I think mine just needs a pedicure.

 

[Da'an]

Dear me,

I want my babies.

Mine sexily, you. xx

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Dear Herkimer Jitty,

You're the only one I'd go gay for.

XOXOXO

Herkimer Jitty

 

[Thor Damar]

Nah, I've already got a Cardassian sized ego as it is.

 

[What's his face]

Dear What's his face

I've idolized you for years. Ever since we first met, I wanted to have teh gay buttsecks with you.

Love, you

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I'd f*ck me.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Well, it appears your ego will be the only thing getting stroked.

BA-ZING.


I rule at everything. I think that covers.

 

[RAMA]

You are tall, you bald, rock on.

RAMA

 

[Aurian]

You made it up this morning, thus, you are a winner.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I'm not sure if I have an ego. I've tried to deny it.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

You know, this is actually a pretty good idea. People always give others compliments when they do something right, but everybody gives themselves only shit, never actual compliments. Really, when was the last time you gave yourself a real compliment? Too long ago, I'd imagine...

 

[SilentP]

You know, this is actually a pretty good idea. People always give others compliments when they do something right, but everybody gives themselves only shit, never actual compliments. Really, when was the last time you gave yourself a real compliment? Too long ago, I'd imagine...

You know what? You're absolutely right. So many people just pass off whatever they do due to modesty trained by society, that they might actually end up believing themselves 'it was nothing', and not seeing the value in what they do.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

You know what? You're absolutely right. So many people just pass off whatever they do due to modesty trained by society, that they might actually end up believing themselves 'it was nothing', and not seeing the value in what they do.

Exactly. Too many people believe stroking one's ego just as you stroke others is a bad thing. Far from it; every one of us has great value and it's a good thing to have that affirmed by yourself once in a while. Give yourself a pat on the back for a job well done; be honest about your good points. By looking at everything that you have to change about yourself, people often overlook all the positive aspects of their personality.

All right, here it goes:

DiSiLLUSiON (I know my real name ):

You are a great guy. You're funny, smart, intelligent and attractive. You take good care of yourself, both on the inside and on the outside. You also take good care of others; whenever they are in need, you give whatever you can provide, even if it isn't much at that moment in time. Even though you might not contact people often enough, you're always there when they need you; you're a true friend. You manage to take the spotlight every time, without trying; that's how interesting you are. Though you polarize people with your opinions, most of them actually like you all the more for it. Still being honest while every other person would not be is a true gift. You've got a beautiful and intelligent girl; this one's a keeper for sure. You've also gotten a great education; your vacation is almost over and the portfolio you've started screwing together is the bomb! Good work, dude; it'll rock their pants off when you begin looking for work, I can guarantee you that. Look back and reflect; you've done quite good in these past few years, especially seeing all the troubles you've experienced in your life. You've seen and done more then most people would in a lifetime, and still you've come out on top. Well done. Now it's time for life to change into something new, but no worries: it'll be a piece of cake for you.

Who's next?

 

[iguana_tonante]

You are brilliant and funny and ubber-kind.

You may want to teach yourself how to spell "über", too.

No thanks, I have all the people around me stroking my ego for me.

Does it purr when they do that?

You know, this is actually a pretty good idea. People always give others compliments when they do something right, but everybody gives themselves only shit, never actual compliments. Really, when was the last time you gave yourself a real compliment? Too long ago, I'd imagine...

Really? I've always felt the opposite: people goes to great length to compliment themselves, talking about little stuff as they were great accomplishments, demanding that people appreciate them and rarely taking responsibility for their
mistakes.

And I just wanted to add that I'm absolutely awesome for having written that, and you should celebrate me and pat me on the back. Any typo is also my damn keyboard's fault.