Here we have step-by-step instructions on how to duplicate his trademark hairstyle:
http://www.time.com/time/interactive/0,31813,2065167,00.html
http://www.time.com/time/interactive/0,31813,2065167,00.html
The secret of Donald Trump's hair
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He probably has the best chance at rebuilding our economy of all the would-be candidates. As for other domestic and foreign policy, yes, it would likely be a disaster. 
Why do people forget that Trump's enterprises have been in one form of bankruptcy or another for over 20 years?
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Given the state the US government has put this country into, yes we should have someone as president who understands bankruptcy.
Chapter nine anyone?
Donald Trump: nature's Rubic's Cube.
I love how it's referred to as an "edifice".
and that bipartisan bickering would stop his agenda from doing any good.
As time goes on, Trump reminds me more and more of P.T. Barnum. And anyone who takes Trump seriously should remember the quote that is often attributed to Barnum regarding those who fell for his hoaxes: "There's a sucker born every minute."
I don't think the White House is big enough for Trump and his ego. I think they would have to build on an extra wing...and since they won't do that, he's out. 
Oh, please. That hairdo(n't) has at least three to four more steps than every one of his policy ideas. He's been outwitted in almost every interview he's done despite his bluster and endless attention whoring, and he covers up his inadequacies with racist invective aimed at Obama's background to distract from the fact that he's got nothing of substance to say about anything.
Besides, as soon as NBC announces that they'll be renewing his show or when he has to disclose his tax information, his sham campaign will come to an end. His whole empire is built on lying about how much money he makes or how successful his properties are in order to encourage more investment, so he doesn't want the truth to come out. Guys like him were the cause of the current economic crisis, not the solution.
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^ I just find it incredibly ironic how Trump has baselessly criticized Obama (Obama- who has nothing to hide, and HAD released what is the ACCEPTED, OFFICIAL and CONFIRMED-BY-EXPERTS form of birth certification for the State of Hawaii... and has now gone the EXTRA distance to release the older (yet no more official) version) for not releasing records, when Trump himself is afraid to (and refuses to) release his own records, which would either confirm or disprove claims that his finances are not as stupendously marvelous as he claims.
What a windbag, media-whore hypocrite!
In Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the Golgafrinchans were able to get rid of all annoying and useless people in their society by persuading them they had to abandon their planet by launching them into space on a huge "Space Ark B".
Can we build our own Space Ark B and make Trump honorary Captain? .... Where is a giant, mutant star goat when you need one?
(I had to Google this to refresh my memory, and after all these years I finally know what a "Telephone Sanitizer" is!)
What a windbag, media-whore hypocrite!
In Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the Golgafrinchans were able to get rid of all annoying and useless people in their society by persuading them they had to abandon their planet by launching them into space on a huge "Space Ark B".
Can we build our own Space Ark B and make Trump honorary Captain? .... Where is a giant, mutant star goat when you need one?
(I had to Google this to refresh my memory, and after all these years I finally know what a "Telephone Sanitizer" is!)
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Agreed!! And I don't think I've ever loved The Donald more than I do today! Him and his crazy Losi/ozone haircut
Agreed!! And I don't think I've ever loved The Donald more than I do today! Him and his crazy Losi/ozone haircut
Yes, there's nothing more amazing about him than his Ozone-depleting amounts of hairspray ...
But I want Trump to produce a certificate proving he's not a raving pile of shit.
Agreed!! And I don't think I've ever loved The Donald more than I do today! Him and his crazy Losi/ozone haircut
Yes, there's nothing more amazing about him than his Ozone-depleting amounts of hairspray ...
But I want Trump to produce a certificate proving he's not a raving pile of shit.
I've been doing some research on the topic and I've uncovered some amazing stuff that I think will surprise everyone.
Now, don't ask me any sort of follow up questions or do anything remotely resembling journalism at this point.
We'll just take your word for it.
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