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The Quentin Tarantino Quote-A-Thon!

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Darth_Pazuzu

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Okay, here's how this works: This is just like, say, a Star Trek or Star Wars Quote-A-Thon, except this time with dialogue from films either directed by Quentin Tarantino or simply based on his screenplays (which would include True Romance, Natural Born Killers, From Dusk Till Dawn, etc.)

Let's say I start out with this one:

"Oh, I'm sorry! Did I break your concentration?"

And then somebody else answers that with:

"Don' con-den-scend to me, man...f--kin' kill ya!" (Which of course is a famous ad-lib slurred by Brad Pitt in True Romance!)

And so on and so on...Let's pick up from there!
 
It's easy to quote Tarantino movies. Just say "FUCK" really loud. About a hundred times. That's half his dialogue right there. :p
 
Mr. Orange: What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?
Mr. White: When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

Not my favourate Tarantino quote, but it stuck in my head just as much as Jule's speech from Pulp Fiction, and some of the dialogue from Jackie Brown.

The quote I love from Reservoir Dogs is when Mr. Brown (Tarantino) is talking about the song 'Like a Virgin', and what it's actually implying. (I won't do the quote here, it's very long, lol).
 
"This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat."
 
Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears – the glasses, the business suit – that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself, he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race.
 
"You gonna bark all day little doggy? Or are you gonna bite? "

"I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. Could you repeat that?"

"I said, you gonna bark all day... little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?"
 
"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf----- in the room...accept no substitutes!"
 
"You didn't actually think it was going to be that easy, did you?"
"Y'know, for a second there...yeah, I kinda did!"
"Silly rabbit!"
"Trix are..."
"for kids!"
 
"Butch's search... how do you want it handled?"

"I'm prepared to scour the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n***a hidin' in a bowl o' rice ready to pop a cap in his ass."
 
"Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegetarian which pretty much makes me a vegetarian."



The people with whom I saw the movie all turned to look at me when Jules said that line. (My girlfriend was a vegetarian. The line is true.)
 
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