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The perfect girlfriend for Lex Luthor

Joe Washington

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For those of you who have seen the show Smallville and may have a low opinion about the Lex-Lana pairing, what qualities do you see in the perfect girlfriend for the suave, devilish Lex Luthor:devil:?
 
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So I'm guessing his sister is out of the question? :)

Seriously, I kind of like the robot Lois he was hanging out with the comics recently.

That's both disturbing and in character . . . .
 
Until you realised that Luthor only kept her around to lull her dark master into a false sense of security.

She was a toy.

Who then?

Everyone wants Mary Marvel.

That's a given.

Did she make it out the other side of Countdown with a realistic hair cut?

What about Talia?

That would piss off Bruce Wayne something terrible.

According to Byrne, years before the movie, Luthor likes to stop at diners, truckstops, places like that to offer waitresses a million dollar indecent proposal to be "used" for a month. He says he'll be waiting in a black limousine out front for ten minutes while they make up their mind, but he only waits 60 seconds.

Luthor is an asshole.

Maxima?

He used to boff Supergirl in the 90s, the new one's jail bait, but he has to be thinking about how metahuman children at this late date in his life.

Maxima?

Starfire, Blackfire?
 
Did she make it out the other side of Countdown with a realistic hair cut?


Mary had the really bad hair in Final Crisis. She actually looked good in Countdown. She was back to plain old Mary Batson again by the end of FC. Not sure what's happened to her since.

(And did I mention that the novelization of Countdown comes out in mass-market on June 28? I just got my copy this morning.)
 
Talia would have absolutely no interest in Lex, indeed her actions against LexCorp were part of Bruce's plan to take down Luthor when he was President. Besides which I disagree that it would piss off Bruce. Bruce has shown in the past not to give a shit about dalliances Talia has had. He knows deep down inside that he will always be her beloved no matter what she does. She knows this as well.

Lex is incompatible in my opinion. He takes what he wants until he's finished using it...no difference whatever you are. If there is some kind of personal benefit to him then Lex will take it. Besides which I doubt Lex is seriously interested in making any kind of commitment.
 
If we're talking Smallville here, I always thought Dr. Helen Bryce, Emannuelle Vaugier (who is from your neck of the woods Admiral) was his hottest girlfriend/almost wife. I don't know about perfect though since he took her plane out. I forget, is that how she died?
 
^ I believe so yes. I know fans were against this pairing but Lex and Lana had potential no matter what any one says. They just weren't written to succeed as a couple and their entire relationship was based on the mentality of Lex wanting everything Clark had or that he thought Clark ruined.
 
Though Karen Star is going to be swimming in the same circles as Lex Luthor now that she seems to be taking the whole CEO thing seriously... Friends or enemies they're going to be in each others faces professionally at least, so Luthor would think about "dating" her to at least gain some sort of advantage over her businessly (new word?) and Karen would accept to gain some sort of advantage against him superheroically.

I'd like to see a flashback of Ted Kord and Luthor meeting across boardroom tables considering for a while he was a player supposedly

How about Earth II's Lois Lane? Superwoman?
 
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