The Onion: Struggling Mets Combine To Form Carlos Voltron

[Klaus]

Struggling Mets Combine To Form Carlos Voltron

 

[Evil_Kirkneivel]

Funny! And I should have seen that obvious punchline coming a mile away...

 

[SmoothieX]

Outstanding stuff. I can even laugh at it since they won last night.

 

[Neroon]

And coincidentally, Beltran played a big role in that win as well.

 

[Mallory]

OK, that was funny. And sad at the same time.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I'm a Mets fan, and I loved that bit.

 

[Luckyflux]

Yeah but I wish we could that lucky and have Heilman only give up 618 runs. That would actually lower his ERA...