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The Olympics in the 24th 1/2 century

alicelouise

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The Olympics of 2008 have commenced. What would an Olympics in the Trekverse be like? Which species would excel at what? What would be 24th century controversies? What would be the popular sports?

Sports would be different of course. In Henry VIII's time, Tennis was quite popular, but dangerous. If we look at a sport like Gymnastics and see the changes over the last 100 years..you get the idea.

Who would excel at what?

Vulcans: Anything they set their minds to. They would be boring and consistent. Their most inspirational athletes would probably dazzle with a technical precision that couldn't be denied. Think of a Nadia Comaneci that would be able to stay consistent for years. The Vulcans would probably excel at Gymnastics, Figure Skating(if school figures were brought back), or just about anything. They'd be like the former Soviet Union in the Olympics without the bad stuff(doping, cheating, etc).:vulcan:

Humans: They wouldn't have the edge in any one sport, but, would find ways to improve in each sport. In Star Trek it was implied that Humans abilities to adapt were their greatest strengths. In physical and mental abilities they were dead average. So being able to inch up would help them. They'd probably excel at Swimming, Parisees Squares, and a sport like Baseball( a trained team not the pick up DS9 team).

Klingons: This is tough. I'm sure there would be an Olympic Batleth Event. I can't think of what they would do best. The Klingons would think a sport like Gymnastics would be a means to an end of improving combat excellence, the Track and Field events too. It's hard to imagine their society devoting resources to these endeavors as an end in itself.:klingon:

Cardassians: Certain events in Gymnastics. The guys would rock the Rings, Parallel Bars, High Bar, and Pommel Horse with that presumed upper body strength. The gals on the Uneven Bars and Floor Exercise. In DS9 , Garak had mentioned that Cardassia had a long standing Dance tradition.:cardie:

Romulans: I'd like to say they're uber competitive Vulcans but from what I've seen on ST, their physical abilities seem to be, on a parity with Humans. If they decided to compete in the Olympics; they would devote resources to the Olympic Prestige events.:rommie:

Controversies:

Should a joined Trill be allowed to compete in the Olympics? We don't know how plain Emony did by herself. Does a Symbiont add too much of an edge?

20th/21st century doping and age falsification would be easily detected. What about genetic resequencing? Julian Bashir's parents had it done so their son could have a high powered career. What about a parent who wants their kid to have the right stuff to win an Olympic Gold Medal?

Subjectivity: In sports like Diving, Figure Skating and Gymnastics; there will probably be a means of objectively quantifying a score for the athletic elements. However, a sentient judge would be wanted for the "artistic" element. Can anyone hear, "A 1.00 from the Romulan judge! Poor little Mary Lou her dreams for a Latinum Medal are spaced! I know she made the poor judge listen to Yakety Sax for Floor Exercise, but this was really uncalled for!":guffaw:
 
alicelouise: Where are you getting that about Cardassians being noted for upper body strength? I've never heard that one before.

I also wondered about how such competitions would work--would there have to be various "classes" that competed against each other rather than ALL races competing against ALL others? Kinda like how in boxing you have weight classes...
 
I think there's be a lot of sports that aren't in the program of today's Olympic Games; if you look 200 years back on earth (or just 100 years to the early modern Olympics) many of the sports that are popular now were either not known or obscure back than, and the other way round. Now if you add species from planets in other solar systems that gets even more apparent.

But some sports I think are fundamental to any humanoid species - a lot of the track&field stuff, weightlifting, wrestling, maybe shooting, gymnastics and some team sports.
 
Nerys Ghemor, look at the neck and shoulders of the Cardassians, that would seem to indicate strength in that area. Of course the gym might be too cold and brightly lit for their liking.:cardie:

Other poster for Beach Volleyball with the Klingons an Jem'Hadar. That's a hoot.:guffaw: "Victory is Life!"

As for sports changing, disappearing, new ones coming up, and old ones coming back, that's a good point. In Marco Palmieri's "Lives of Dax", they describe a female gymnast on the Pommel Horse and a male gymnast on the Balance Beam.
 
I totally cannot imagine a male gymnast doing a balance beam routine. :cardie:
 
  1. Riker and his dad would reconcile just in time to sit side-by-side, front row, for the Ambu-Jitsu final.
  2. Cardassia would win the bid for the Olympics, which would focus global outrage on the plight of the oppressed Bajoran people.
  3. The wormhole 'gods' would win every event by bending time, and then be disqualified.
 
  1. Riker and his dad would reconcile just in time to sit side-by-side, front row, for the Ambu-Jitsu final.
  2. Cardassia would win the bid for the Olympics, which would focus global outrage on the plight of the oppressed Bajoran people.
  3. Hey, Evel, Bajor has been free and for quite some time. There'd probably be maudlin, treacly stories of how Cardassia has come back to the Alpha Quadrant family. Every Cardassian Olympian would have a story of how hard the Dominion war was on them.
  4. We'd see Worf rolling his eyes saying that," Rhythmic Gymnastics is not a sport!" He'd be popped over to the venue by Q.
  5. The wormhole 'gods' would win every event by bending time, and then be disqualified.:rommie:

4. Cestus III would kick Vulcan booty in Baseball.
5. There would be heart wrenching stories. Tim 14 of 15, liberated from the Borg Collective, proudly carrying Earth's flag in the opening ceremonies.
6. On Earth there would be choices of yappy, sappy, constant commentary or Vulcan subspace with no commentary at all.:vulcan:
 
We'd see Worf rolling his eyes saying that," Rhythmic Gymnastics is not a sport!" He'd be popped over to the venue by Q.
Q would make Worf compete in rhythmic gymnastics, and he would try to intimidate his teenage girl opponents by shouting, "DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION!"

Whereupon they would promptly giggle at him as he ties himself up in knots while attempting the event with the insanely long ribbon thingy. :angel:
 
Alicelouise--I could see that in the deltoids and areas like that, though I dunno how much that enhanced musculature extends into the arms.

Timewalker--WHAT AN IMAGE! :rommie:
 
I think the Klingons would suck hard at the Olympic Games, in all the team sports it would be easy to goad them into losing their tempers; they aren't concentrated/single-minded enough to be top in sports like swimming or gymnastics, too individual for something like rowing and wouldn't obey the rules in sports like boxing, fencing, wrestling...

I'm guessing the humans would do very well, but then, the concept of a contest like the Olympic Games, and all the sports in it, are human after all.
 
I think the Klingons would suck hard at the Olympic Games, in all the team sports it would be easy to goad them into losing their tempers; they aren't concentrated/single-minded enough to be top in sports like swimming or gymnastics, too individual for something like rowing and wouldn't obey the rules in sports like boxing, fencing, wrestling...

I'm guessing the humans would do very well, but then, the concept of a contest like the Olympic Games, and all the sports in it, are human after all.
Roger Wilco, not so fast! They would probably do well in the combat sports. They do WANT to win. You think some Romulan yelling, "Hey Stinky Pants your mom's a Tribble Lover!" is going to make our Klingon friends lose it?
 
Well, I would hope that a Romulan can come up with a better insult than that. Still, it wouldn't be smart to insult the Klingon you are fighting. The trick would be to get someone from the audience to shout it out and, when they look for who said it, stab them in the back.

Or maybe they'll just poison their food before the match.
 
Roger Wilco, not so fast! They would probably do well in the combat sports. They do WANT to win. You think some Romulan yelling, "Hey Stinky Pants your mom's a Tribble Lover!" is going to make our Klingon friends lose it?

The combat sports at the Olympics have very strict rules, my point is that I think that'd be a problem for Klingons. ;)
 
Well, I think the Klingons would definately take fencing, tae kwon do and judo. Vulcans would probably take swimming, gymnastics. Humans aren't great at any one thing, but probably would get a lot of silvers. Romulans and cardassians would be top tier in team sports.

But I don't know what kinds of new sports would be added.
 
Well, I think the Klingons would definately take fencing, tae kwon do and judo. Vulcans would probably take swimming, gymnastics. Humans aren't great at any one thing, but probably would get a lot of silvers. Romulans and cardassians would be top tier in team sports.

But I don't know what kinds of new sports would be added.

How about Parisees Squares? There could be a safe holographic version of the Hirogen Hunt. Each team plays the Hunter and Hunted in a round robin format. Let's not forget Vulcan combat sports with the Lirpa and An woo(sp?).

Sedentary mental sports like Chess, Go, and Duplicate Bridge for everyone! This wound enable the non biped species to compete.

As for Humans not being able to get Gold/Latinum, I disagree. In Star Trek it's made clear that Humanity's greatest strength is adaptability. Earth would probably import coaching talent and humans would adapt. The present day US Gymnastics program is a case in point. Nastia Liukin and Shawn Johnson(1-2 in the Olympic All Around BTW) are coached respectively by a Russian and a Chinese coach. The national program is overseen by a Romanian. 24th century Earth would do the same to ramp up the native talent.:)
 
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