The new movie has helped me get a date with a girl!

[Borgminister]

The cheerleader outfit.

Save the cheerleader, save Trek?

So Jayson.. did you get to launch a few photons yet? Or at least beamed her a couple of times?

No she is out of state. She will be back soon though and we plan to go to the movie. We have been talking and talking about sex. She knows i'm a virgin and she hasn't got laid in 3 years so I like my chances. She is in a wheelchair so i'm not exactly sure how that will work out but she is capable of sex. Plus we like each other. We have alot in common. So not only are we horny but we like each other, simply because we like each other. This can only be a good thing.

Jason

I hope you have a wheel good time.

Sorry, couldn't resist. Although I'm not sure whether to buy or sell this story.

 

[the Sisko]

I had a McCoy/Chekov flashback when I read the OP.

How old are you
17
He's 17.

Anyways, that's awesome, finding a girl who you share this interest with.

 

[indranee]

She is in a wheelchair so i'm not exactly sure how that will work out but she is capable of sex.

squiggy, you're so bad.

Jason, all the best. enjoy the movie! the sex can come later

 

[indranee]

I had a McCoy/Chekov flashback when I read the OP.

How old are you
17
He's 17.

Anyways, that's awesome, finding a girl who you share this interest with.

no, no.

McCoy: Waitaminit, kid. How old are you?
Chekhov: 17.
McCoy: Oh good, he's 17!

I peed my pants laughing at that one. Urban is Bones. lightning has struck twice.

 

[FPAlpha]

She is in a wheelchair so i'm not exactly sure how that will work out but she is capable of sex.

Jason, all the best. enjoy the movie! the sex can come later

Now imagine having sex while watching Star Trek.. Best of Both Worlds Baby!

I think i just fainted a little bit..

 

[seigezunt]

Yes, back row cinema impregnation/conception whilst watching Star Trek XI is every Trekies dream.

FIRE EVERYTHING!!!

But raise your shields first, or be prepared to...


ENGAGE!

 

[Islander]

Now imagine having sex while watching Star Trek.. Best of Both Worlds Baby!

I think i just fainted a little bit..

Ooh, baby, I'm gonna put my big starship in your wormhole... shhh, baby, data's talking...

 

[Welshie]

Just think I could have children someday with her who grow up to cure Cancer and it will all be because of abrams new Trek movie!

Jason

That's a slightly odd thing to say about going on a date with someone.
And seriously, why write your name at the end of your post? Its so ridiculous.

I'm guessing this is a joke post. At least I really hope he's just taking the piss...

 

[Nebula1400]

That's a slightly odd thing to say about going on a date with someone.
And seriously, why write your name at the end of your post?

Jayson says all sorts of slightly odd things about everything; his singular perspective is part of his charm. He's also been writing his name at the end of his posts for a very long time.

People have been murdering other people for a long time...doesn't make it right. And there's nothing personal about telling someone (whose username is the same as their name!!) that is silly to sign your name after every post.

Why is it silly?

Is there a rule written somewhere that says that it's silly? If so, where? Who has written such a trite and arbitrary rule?

Rules are made to be broken - especially bad ones.

Signed,

My Name

 

[indranee]

hey Nebula, didn't you have a daughter who was iffy about watching the movie?

show her this:

http://www.justpressplay.net/movies...rview-with-zachary-quinto-and-chris-pine.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eLrlzicm84

if she has a sense of humor, she might go after this.

oh, and keep your eye on Quinto and Pine

 

[Jeri]

indranee, thanks for that video; it's hilarious. I hadn't seen that one. (Both links are the same video; but the youtube one runs better.)

This one is good; I hadn't seen it before either:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNl1fWd_pjc&feature=related

 

[M'Sharak]

Just think I could have children someday with her who grow up to cure Cancer and it will all be because of abrams new Trek movie!

Jason

That's a slightly odd thing to say about going on a date with someone.
And seriously, why write your name at the end of your post? Its so ridiculous.

I'm guessing this is a joke post. At least I really hope he's just taking the piss...

It was about as funny as anything else posted by the same person. Since this thread was bumped from dormancy by a series of posts responding to a someone who isn't here to read them, I think it's probably best I close it now before cooleddie picks up on the "big starship in your wormhole" thing and goes to top it.

Jayson, I hope everything works out for you, but this one's done.