The Film & TV Grocery store

[tharpdevenport]

Say we opened up a grocery store, but it only stocked items for sale from movies and TV shows. Let's fill the store up. Here's what I got to start with:


Fruity Oatey bars

Duff Bear

Stay Puffed marshmallows

Soylent Green

 

[ElScoob]

Red Apple cigarettes

(frozen) Big Kahuna burgers (like you can buy frozen approximations of White Castles?)

errrr... Leopard Lager? (wasn't that what Lister used to kill the vindaloo?)

Glen Fujiyama whiskey?

Adipose weight loss supplements?

..Joker fish...?

New and Improved Joker brand Health and beauty products?

International Electromatics transistor radios?

Quarry cereal?

Colon Blow cereal?

Little Chocolate Donuts--the Breakfast of Champions?

 

[Flibble]

Slurm

Mom's Robot Oil

 

[Flibble]

Apollo chocolate bars

Morley cigarettes

 

[auntiehill]

Dharma Brand....everything.

Veta Vita Vegamin drink *hiccup*

 

[Temis the Vorta]

You'd need a whole section for just the Star Trek food:

gagh
ratchtajino (sp)
blood wine
jumja stick
Tranya
yamok sauce
hasperat
Sluggo Cola
Romulan Ale
Bajoran spring wine
food cubes
kanar
Sisko's special jambalaya with tube grubs

...about half of it is booze.

 

[Agent Richard07]

You'd need a whole section for just the Star Trek food:

gagh
ratchtajino (sp)
blood wine
jumja stick
Tranya
yamok sauce
hasperat
Sluggo Cola
Romulan Ale
Bajoran spring wine
food cubes
kanar
Sisko's special jambalaya with tube grubs

...about half of it is booze.

You forgot hot fish juice. I'm not sure how it would be packaged though.

Chocolate pudding made from 400 year-old cocoa might be nice too.

 

[Agent Richard07]

Edna Garrett's Quiche
Gummy Berry Juice
Jo Polniaczek's Pizzas
Jungle Karma's Frozen Pizzas
Loco Hot Cocoa Mix
Love Potion #8 (in the drug section)
Saurian Brandy
Spice

 

[tharpdevenport]

No grocery store is complete without a small toy section:

Happy Fun Ball


The food court will serve:

Slurpees and Krust Burgers.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Old Dusseldorf Beer (in a long neck)
Powdered Toast
Binford Tools
Gritty Kitty cat litter

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Pissi Beer!

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

Everlasting Gobstoppers & Scrumdiddlyuptious Bars from Wonka.
The band candy that turned all of the adults into teenagers on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Those nutrition bars that Xander tried to sell Giles on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. "Please leave my home now."
The beer that turned everyone into cave men on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Sugar Coated Acme Snacks from Animaniacs

Spice

The Federal government would never let us stock it. Some of its effects are too narcotic. "The Spice expands consciousness."

No grocery store is complete without a small toy section:

I nominate the Goofy Ball from the NewsRadio episode "Goofy Ball." (Also, kept near the checkout stand is the English to Japanese to English translation of Mr. James' autobiography, "Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.")
All the talking toy animals from Wonderfalls.
Noodlenoggin dolls from the Pinky & the Brain Christmas special.
And that creepy doll that looked like George's mother on Seinfeld.

The Soup Nazi works in the deli.

 

[Nerys Myk]

No grocery store is complete without a small toy section:

Happy Fun Ball


The food court will serve:

Slurpees and Krust Burgers.

O <---- "You know, for kids."

 

[Kirkman1987]

One Big Damn Twinkie

 

[tharpdevenport]

Wacky Inflatable Arm Flailing Tubemen!
Wacky Inflatable Arm Flailing Tubemen!
Wacky Inflatable Arm Flailing Tubemen!!!

 

[Super Grover]

Alamo Beer
Mega-lo-mart fruit pies
Aunt Bea's fried chicken and Kerosene Pickles
Buzz Cola
Buzz Beer
City Wok could be in the food court
Slusho
Cactus cola
Brontosaurus Burgers
That giant rack of ribs that tips over Fred Flintstone's car

 

[Sephiroth]

Food

Pawtuckett Patriot beer
Krebbin-up ($5 to anyone who gets that refrence)
Krusty-o's
Cal calzone zone's Calzones
capsule corp o's
Admirla Akbar cerial

Smokes
Death-sticks
Nails Cigarettes

Toys
Log!
dog doo in a can
Facts of life transformers

 

[Super Grover]

Uncle Jemimah's Mash Liquor
Neigh Hi grape soda
Great White Bites cereal - I wonder if anyone will get that refrence

 

[Super Grover]

You'd need a whole section for just the Star Trek food:

gagh
ratchtajino (sp)
blood wine
jumja stick
Tranya
yamok sauce
hasperat
Sluggo Cola
Romulan Ale
Bajoran spring wine
food cubes
kanar
Sisko's special jambalaya with tube grubs

...about half of it is booze.

Don't forget O'Briens scotch flavored chewing gum

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

Mega-lo-mart fruit pies

I don't care what the products are. I just want Chuck Mangione to endorse them!