The CW's 2010/2011 schedule

[Aragorn]

^ What if they recast him with Michael Shanks?

He's been looking for a show since he lost out on Hawaii Five-0.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

No reason for you to watch Hellcats anymore, Temis. Ben Browder's character is going to be recast with a different actor.

Thank gort! I'm sure I would have bailed quickly but it would have been a painful decision.

What, did they finally realize Ben's old enough to be the father of their target audience?

 

[Dorian Thompson]

No reason for you to watch Hellcats anymore, Temis. Ben Browder's character is going to be recast with a different actor.

You thought I was kidding but I told you so. No young woman born after 1990 will tolerate a real man with hair on his chest. Gotta be smooth as a woman.

Blech. Give me a manly looking man.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Me too! Let's get Ben Browder, Josh Holloway*, Naveen Andrews, and fuzzy-bear Joe Flanigan on a show called Manly Sweaty Hairy Men. They can all ride horses shirless like the guy in that ad. That's all they need - the story writes itself and/or does not actually matter.

*Yes, he's notably non-hairy but for him we can make an exception.

 

[Seven of Five]

He has long hair, does that count?

Manly Sweaty Hairy Men sounds better than anything else CW has to offer!

 

[Temis the Vorta]

He has long hair, does that count?

He should grow it even longer! Like Fabio!