A piece of rope walks into a bar.
The bartender yells, "Hey, get out of here -- we don't serve ropes in here!"
Rope comes back later, same thing, he's told to leave. no ropes allowed.
He goes outside, ties himself in a knot, waits a few minutes, and goes back in.
The bartender asks, "Hey, aren't you that rope from earlier?"
"No I'm knot."
The bartender yells, "Hey, get out of here -- we don't serve ropes in here!"
Rope comes back later, same thing, he's told to leave. no ropes allowed.
He goes outside, ties himself in a knot, waits a few minutes, and goes back in.
The bartender asks, "Hey, aren't you that rope from earlier?"
"No I'm knot."
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It's an old joke, and besides, you tell it wrong.
And in the one at the top of the thread, when I tell it, it's about my Uncle Lars.
But enough snarky criticism. Here's the joke I sought out this thread for. Actually, something that Jeri Ryan should have done for a VOY gag-reel:
In the "My Darling Clementine" scene of "Equinox," she should have done a take singing "Found a peanut" instead.
What did one head of lettuce say to another one, when it was looking for a place to stay?
Well I found parasites (a pair of sites).
Well I found parasites (a pair of sites).
A boy stumbles across a genie.
The genie says, “I shall grant you one wish.”
The boy says, “I want to be like Batman.”
So the genie kills his parents.
The genie says, “I shall grant you one wish.”
The boy says, “I want to be like Batman.”
So the genie kills his parents.
It's a dark knight.
Doctor says to his patient, "I'm sorry, you're going to have to take one pill a day for the rest of your life. Here's five pills."
