We could do worse. And have. On multiple occasions.Well that ain't gonna stop me from movin' rover over when Jimi wants to take over.

We could do worse. And have. On multiple occasions.Well that ain't gonna stop me from movin' rover over when Jimi wants to take over.
Well, It would be nice if they played with this trope at least once. Instead, the only times that they subverted the formula were with the Ed McBain 87th Precinct novels' adaptations.I think that, as a rule, those final scenes are played out with just Columbo and the killer present, plus the cops Columbo's brought along to make the arrest (except in cases where it's a sympathetic murderer and Columbo knows they'll come along willingly).
Of course, I’m giving nothing away by exposing the actors who played the murderer, as Columbo always followed the ‘inverted detective story’ format, immediately revealing the perpetrator of the crime. That was the fun of it – guessing that little bit of evidence; that loose end that Columbo would pick up on to catch his crook. Although, most of these ‘loose ends’ would be unlikely to hold up in court. In fact, there have been episodes where Columbo has seemingly got his man through entrapment. In one such episode, ‘Agenda for Murder’ (1990), Columbo, amazingly, claims that bite marks on a piece of cheese, that was found at the crime scene, match those on a piece of chewing gum that he retrieved from the murderer’s wastepaper bin, implicating him. The murderer gives himself up, but Columbo later reveals that the dental x-rays he showed the murderer, and supposedly used to match up the bite marks, were actually his own.
Murderers who gave up too soon?
Hi all,
I'm sure this has been done before, but I've now waded over 40 pages into the thread archives and not found it (and I'm not going to go through all 500+ pages!).
How might some of the murderers, if they had been more clever about it, come up with a plausible way to explain away Columbo's "gotcha" evidence? This is not to criticize the show or the writing--I just always think about how "incontrovertible" the evidence really is and whether there is any room for doubt. (Note that *other* circumstantial evidence that seems to implicate the murder might remain, but the general format of the show usually has Columbo producing the final "gotcha" that is the one thing they ultimately can't weasel out of.)
One good example is in Forgotten Lady: Columbo's evidence that finally convinces Sam Diamond of Grace Wheeler's guilt is the unexplained missing time while she was watching the film. Columbo says it could only be explained by the film breaking while she was murdering her husband, so that time was lost until she could restart it. Other explanations, though, are that the film broke and she used that as a good time to hit the ladies' room, that she wanted to finish her cigarette before using the splicing machine, or that she wasn't paying attention because she stepped out to do any number of things (get some air, get a robe, take notes for her new show).
Another example is Etude in Black. The "gotcha" is that Alex Benedict is filmed conducting the symphony orchestra with no carnation boutonniere, but when he later was walking out of Jenifer Welles' house, he was filmed wearing a carnation. The only place he could have picked it up was in her house (which Columbo witnessed him doing) since the carnation was uniquely grown by his own wife, and so that placed him in the house earlier that day.
But Benedict could have claimed a number of excuses that explained the mysterious appearance of the carnation. He could have found it in his car while driving to Welles' house. He could have been wearing it before the concert and put on his coat, and it got stuck there (hence vanishing for the time while he was conducting), and then fell out in Welles' apartment when he took his coat off (in a completely consistent way with what Columbo witnessed). The carnation could have fallen inside his lapel before or during the performance, and again fallen out when he took his coat off in Welles' house. He could have absent-mindedly slipped it into his pocket instead of fastening it to his lapel and later found it, again absent-mindedly putting it on.
An Exercise in Fatality: All Milo Janus really had to say was "I have no idea why Gene Stafford tied his shoes weirdly. Perhaps that's how he was taught. All I know is that I did speak to him and he did say he was going to use the gym."
Murder by the Book: Ken Franklin could have said "James was always coming up with all kinds of sinister murder scenarios--that doesn't prove anything."
Frankly that's all the ones I can come up with that have at least some wiggle room for further argument. Any others I can think of truly are incontrovertible. Either the murderer completely hangs himself (such as Murder Under Glass or Blueprint for Murder or Short Fuse) or other solid evidence was discovered or will shortly come to light (such as Requiem for a Falling Star, Swan Song, A Stitch in Crime, or Double Exposure).
Well, It would be nice if they played with this trope at least once. Instead, the only times that they subverted the formula were with the Ed McBain 87th Precinct novels' adaptations.
You must be thinking of that other thread.We could do worse. And have. On multiple occasions.![]()
Officer Pete Malloy said:This one's all yours, partner, I don't talk to drunks on my birthday.
Actually, I was thinking of Jimi taking over as in "Jimi For President." His version of "The Star-Spangled Banner" was more patriotic than anything that most of our leadership has ever done, or ever will do.You must be thinking of that other thread.
Dark Shadows
Episodes 215-219
Originally aired April 24-28, 1967
We open with Maggie and Burke...talking about Willie, of course. It's nice seeing Maggie being all normal and happy...pity it won't last, the poor girl.
In comes Jason...looking for Willie, of course. Burke presses him for information...about where Willie is, of course. Jason's plays it pretty straight for a change, in the interest of delivering useful exposition.
Joe bears news of blood-drained livestock.
Everybody on this show pronounces "expertly" weirdly.
Willie wants to leave, but Jason convinces him to stay; Willie's desire to get out of Collinwood is exceeded only by his desire to not let Jason get a good look at the marks on his wrist, because he has to save that plot development for..
With Jason and Carolyn in the same scene, it doesn't take long for her to pivot into pressing him about his mysterious hold over her mother. Gotta keep that plotline stringing along.
I can imagine that Willie must have been a popular character with the demographic that the show was going for. His boyish good looks
the after-school teenage girls were probably swooning with the desire to help him as he writhed in agony day after day.
Part of the masterful execution of this piece of genre fusion is how the show underscores Barnabas's true nature by having characters who are ignorant of it hold conversations that dance around matters about which the audience is much better-informed.
Jason gets in the requisite beat of teasing the mystery of his hold over Elizabeth...then meets the new Collins in town. Barnabas having a conversation with Jason is like a shark sizing up a puffer fish.
Upon first glance at these episodes, I thought Jason was suffering from some sort of plot-extending bipolar disorder from the sudden 180-degree turns in his attitude toward Willie, but examining things more closely, I can see that he's either upset with Willie because Willie won't let him in on whatever Jason assumes he's up to, or because Jason really is appalled at the idea that Willie might be engaged in grave-robbing, especially because it could threaten his own place in the Collins household.
Sheriff Lar...er, Patterson..
I was referring to his role as Colonel Lard on Black Sheep.Yep, actor Dana Elcar, who faced another fantastic (green) creature a over a decade later ...
Oh, yeah, I got it, I was just riffing on it.^ If you're not much of a Jimi fan, you might not have gotten my reference.
"The Mad Hatter Runs Afoul"Xfinity said:The Mad Hatter sprays Batman with radioactive fumes.
Xfinity said:Batman follows Mad Hatter via a device in his stolen cowl.
Wiki said:A corrupt government official uses a local legend to his advantage to get people away from a mineral deposit.
Xfinity said:A pilot (Peter Graves) suspected of deserting his crew suffers panic blackouts followed by memory loss.
Monday begins with a recap of Maggie having her nightmare. She calls Joe, who's not Burke, and pleads with him to come over.IMDb said:Maggie wakes up from a horrible nightmare and immediately calls Joe. Joe takes her out to the Blue Whale. Soon her father comes in--with Barnabas Collins.
Tuesday starts with a recap of Barnabas entering Maggie's room and showing his fangs.IMDb said:Barnabas enters Maggie's room at night. In the morning, she is terribly weak and looks pale. At the coffee shop, she faints. That night, she's mysteriously full of vigor.
Wednesday finds Elizabeth and Jason arguing about him wanting a position in the family business to cover his continued presence in her life and her payments to him. Carolyn interrupts them and stays just long enough to raise her suspicions before Jason shows her back out. After Jason leaves, Elizabeth makes a call. Cut to Roger at Collinwood, having learned of Jason's appointment as director of public relations. He could use that decanter about now.IMDb said:The residents of Collinwood become exasperated with Elizabeth for employing Jason. Roger tells Carolyn her father's leftover possessions are locked in the mysterious room in the basement, so she becomes obsessed with finding the key.
IMDb said:Dr. Woodard says Maggie's illness is due to blood loss. Sam later discovers that Maggie is missing.
On Friday, Sam is fretting at home over Maggie's disappearance when Joe arrives, bringing Burke and Victoria along to give them something to do.IMDb said:Disguising his voice on the phone, Willie tells Victoria where to find Maggie. Barnabas beats Willie.
May 17
May 18
- Syria mobilizes against Israel.
- President Gamal Abdal Nasser of Egypt demands withdrawal of the peacekeeping UN Emergency Force in the Sinai. U.N. Secretary-General U Thant complies (May 18).
May 19
- Tennessee Governor Ellington repeals the "Monkey Law" (officially the Butler Act; see the Scopes Trial).
- In Mexico, schoolteacher Lucio Cabañas begins guerrilla warfare in Atoyac de Alvarez, west of Acapulco, in the state of Guerrero.
- NASA announces the crew for the Apollo 7 space mission (first manned Apollo flight): Walter M. Schirra, Jr., Donn F. Eisele, and R. Walter Cunningham.
- The Soviet Union ratifies a treaty with the United States and the United Kingdom, banning nuclear weapons from outer space.
- Yuri Andropov becomes KGB chief.
As for the fight on the outside, that seems like something they should have saved for a Catwoman episode, so she could have fallen from it in her usual manner.
She could have fallen into the tower, and her fate would have been left ambiguous because we weren't allowed to see what was in there.![]()
Bummer. That title had me all excited.He's secretly trying to scare them away because of osmiridium deposits that he found, and to that end is using a fakey-fake paper mache monster with a flamethrower inside, shades of Dr. No. We're told at the end that it was a dressed-up bulldozer. I didn't catch any references to the monster as a dinosaur in the episode..
Nothing ever happens that fast on a soap opera.This would be the third bite, wouldn't it? My vampire lore's a little rusty, but shouldn't she be one by now?
I have no recollection of this one whatsoever."Soul Finger," The Bar-Kays
Hmm. I don't remember this one either."Here We Go Again," Ray Charles
Strange. Not ringing any bells."7-Rooms of Gloom," Four Tops
Whew! I was beginning to think I was in an alternate dimension. This is another nice 60s song-- although with oddly happy music for the sad lyrics."Sunday Will Never Be the Same," Spanky & Our Gang
Not bad. It's a Frankie Valli song."Can't Take My Eyes Off You," Frankie Valli
Pretty sure I'd had some occasion to hear it before it wound up in my playlists.I have no recollection of this one whatsoever.
Now this one I'd never heard before in my life before I went digging a bit deeper into Ray.Hmm. I don't remember this one either.
This one I'd definitely heard on oldies radio back in the day, but they left it off the Four Tops collection that I invested in on iTunes...wound up buying it separately.Strange. Not ringing any bells.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunshine_popWhew! I was beginning to think I was in an alternate dimension. This is another nice 60s song-- although with oddly happy music for the sad lyrics.
Does that weigh for or against it in your book?It's a Frankie Valli song.
Wiki said:Caine refuses to leave Kilgore, Arizona until he discovers what has happened to his Shaolin friend.
That's great. Happy anxiety. That was the 60s, all right.
For. He's not one of my favorite artists, but he did some nice stuff.Does that weigh for or against it in your book?
Lin Wu had to snatch the pebble from the beak of the crane.Caine had his pimped-out gold robe thing going on, Lin Wu had a black one with a crane on the back, I think. Possibly just different robes for different styles of Kung Fu...maybe that detail was in the pilot and I missed it. Caine's has a hand on the back.
I don't know, but the temple in The Legend Continues looked like it had been around for a while.Would there have been a Shaolin temple in America in this period, or was the son of Soong taking Lin Wu's body back to China?
Okay, that's mighty bizarre. A rival band of pirates, competing to be number one?OT ETA: Holy crap!![]()
Also, one would think a show built around an Italian-American cop would try to avoid the stereotype of the Italian mobster, but this one embraces it fully.
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