Post-50th Anniversary Viewing
All in the Family
"Mike Makes His Move"
Originally aired March 8, 1975
Season finale
Wiki said:George Jefferson offers to rent the Stivics his house.
The Bunker-Stivics are preparing a party for the dual occasion of burning the paid-off mortgage on the Bunker house and Mike having graduated and gotten a college teaching job. Edith's upset at the idea of the kids moving out, though Archie is antsy for Meathead to leave, encouraging him to find a place in Jersey, three hours away. Mike's frustrated because he's been looking for two weeks and can't find an affordable apartment in a decent neighborhood or condition. While the Stivics are looking at a place, Edith sits in their room reminiscing about raising Gloria there, eventually breaking into tears. On the East Side (movin' on up), in a dee-luxe apartment in the sky-hi-hi, Lionel, who just called to say he can't make the party, tells George about the difficulty Mike's having, and George gets the idea to rent their old house to the Stivics until the interest rate is low enough to make selling profitable, knowing that it'll drive Archie crazy. To incentivize Mike, he plans "to make him an offer that he can't refuse".
The party commences with Irene, Justin Quigley (Burt Mustin), and Jo Nelson (Ruth McDevitt) in attendance. Upstairs, Gloria tells Mike that she got an offer on a five-room house for $220 a month, then gives him the catch. He automatically refuses, though she tries to get him to consider what a great deal it is.
Gloria: At that price, it's gonna be a good house for somebody.
Mike: Yeah, somebody else. Somebody Archie can get along with.
Gloria: Like who?
Mike: I dunno...maybe if Nixon can't make his payments in San Clemente.
Downstairs, Mr. Munson and Kelsey arrive with the gift of a lawn jockey statue, which Archie isn't crazy about, asking if it comes in white. When George calls again with a lower price, Mike figures out what his game is and is determined not to accept. Archie blows out the twenty candles on the cake--one for each year of the mortgage.
Archie: My wish didn't come true.
Edith: Why not?
Archie: The Meathead is still here.
A few calls later, Mike and Gloria are arguing in the kitchen and Archie and Edith come in to find out what it's about. When he learns that the Stivics have an offer on a five-room house with the price now down to $165 a month, and Mike refuses, Archie tears into him, accusing Mike of wanting to continue to mooch off of him. He gets Mike so worked up that Mike spitefully declares he'll take house.
They return to the living room to proceed with the mortgage-burning, and Archie announces that Mike, whom he's finally learned to respect, is getting his own place. Then the Stivics drop the bomb in front of everybody.
Mike: You just forced us to take the Jefferson house.
Everyone but Archie is happy.
Edith (hugging Gloria): My little bird didn't fly after all!
As the party proceeds, Archie takes an opportunity to push Mike's face in the cake; and Mike takes the opportunity to eat it off. Archie sulks in front of the camera while everyone sings to Irene's ukulele-playing.
Dip dip dip dip, dip dip dip dip..."Sha na na na, sha na na na na...."
Whatever happened to bulletin boards, anyway...?Yeah, I remember when supermarkets and such had those bulletin boards where anybody could post stuff.
There's a bit in one of the versions of the opening credits this season that has him doing it with a soda machine for Richie.I wonder if this is the first fist bump.
The AI informs me that it goes back to the early 20th century and was part of '40s-'50s jive lingo.That seems like more like 70s slang than the 50s.
It's that older brother aspect coming out.I'm not surprised at him chasing the guys away, but I'm a little surprised at him being so nosy himself.![]()
Somebody may have been watching Adam-12.Apropos of this show, MeTV posted this article a couple of days ago. I may have heard this story before.

But fasting cleanses the body....Not exactly a fair comparison, since one is poison and the other is sustenance.![]()
Did he do murders?We're about five minutes away from Barney Miller being called in to the murder scene.![]()
50th Anniversary Midnight Special
June 13, 1975
"Midnight Show," Ron Dante
"Country Roads," Olivia Newton-John
If that leaves you wanting more Olivia, apparently she recently hosted an episode, on March 7.