The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

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cheap holonovel, the kind with lurid

 

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lens flares and characters who liked

 

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20th century songs about the buttocks

 

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of angels and the noses

 

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of dogs. No one questioned this

 

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and brown nosed for his favour.

 

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"Computer, create eight voluptuous, nubile, scantily-clad

 

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vaping enthusiasts. And give them all

 

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hair like Rod Stewart. I want

 

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to engage them in vigorous, passionate

 

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and crazy pineapple eating and

 

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I will eat their scraps like

 

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the desperate hobo I aspire to

 

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marry."
The computer replied, "Unable to

 

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comply. Replicating Pineapples is forbidden by

 

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Starfleet rules instigated following the great

 

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pumpkin shemozzle of 2269 when dozens

 

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of officers inappropriately used warm pumpkins

 

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to represent the Federation Council members

 

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in a session requiring majority votes