The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

a replica of the one true

 

supreme leader: the great and glorious

 

Chekov, but with an enormous pair

 

of coconuts and an amusingly tiny

 

kilt. He looked appropriately regal and

 

Russian. Sulu said the replica looked

 

like a shaved husky in a

 

cheap holonovel, the kind with lurid

 

lens flares and characters who liked

 

20th century songs about the buttocks

 

of angels and the noses

 

of dogs. No one questioned this

 

and brown nosed for his favour.

 

"Computer, create eight voluptuous, nubile, scantily-clad

 

vaping enthusiasts. And give them all

 

hair like Rod Stewart. I want

 

to engage them in vigorous, passionate

 

and crazy pineapple eating and

 

I will eat their scraps like

 

the desperate hobo I aspire to