The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

to his malformed clone which he

 

used to fill his nostrils. He

 

suddenly had cravings for Beverly's warm

 

embrace and decided to be bold.

 

"Share the cheese platter", he ordered.

 

But the clone wanted to keep

 

it so instead hid

 

and scoffed the lot by himself.

 

The clone was fatter than Picard

 

and could recite Harry Potter quotations

 

which Picard himself hated with a

 

sense of whimsy. Sybok suddenly manhandled

 

the clones man boobs and declared

 

"Come with me! Share your pain!"

 

"No thanks" said the clone "I

 

don't dig unorthodox Vulcans. I prefer

 

to sing, to dance and to

 

perform magic tricks in front of

 

an audience of rabid and naked

 

Pakleds! It's a niche market but