The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

it first, complaining about Guinan's dependence

 

on Sluggo cola and fresh Gahg

 

consequently her breath smelled worse than

 

a manhole and she looked like

 

a Vidiian.
Picard offered his meatballs

 

to Doctor Crusher but not to

 

Guinan as she would have ground

 

his balls to a thick paste

 

and Picard didn't like that, even

 

though he fetishized women without eyebrows

 

such as Ru'afo's manicurists. In fact,

 

his thoughts were so erotic that

 

he needed time to cool off

 

so he read Shakespeares fan fiction

 

which was illustrated by an erotomaniac

 

after 1 minute he had emptied

 

a bag of bacon flavored chips

 

into his knickers, they tasted better

 

if he also added a piece

 

Riker's beard.

"What in the world?!"