*TAS* Caption Contest 004: Eat, Drink, and be Hairy

[Maurice]

And now...

Despite the fact that half of you can't tell Klingons apart (and also don't know pink from periwinkle) there were some good captions for those quality is job none images last week.

Here're the wins...

First up is Rat Boy, who nails all the Filmation apologists to the bulkhead.

Sulu: "I don't think we can blame this one on colorblindness."

Next, middyseafort says what we're all thinking...even if he can't tell Koloth from Kang.

Kirk: Oh... these 3D glasses are something else. It's like I can reach out and touch Kang.

And TigerOfDarkness roars in with a meta-reference.

SPOCK: Even with that hair dye Doctor, your attempts to resemble Chris Pine are quite futile.

Two additional "Honorable mentions" that didn't address Filmation Quality, but did threaten to make me do spit takes.

"Candy corn?

What in the name of Fek'lhr are you Earthers talking about?"

Sulu and Wall-E served together on the Bridge for many years.

Not much setup this time...just images that relate to the contest title.

Make me proud!



*TAS* Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

middyseafort (x2)
Mistral
Mysterion
Outpost4
Rat Boy
Shatmandu (x2)
TigerOfDarkness

Honorable Mentions
cooleddie74
Mistral

 

[Michael]

2 Guys, 2 Cups.

Giant easter egg painted unattractively.

 

[26138]

Great taste! Less filling!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "I have this great idea for an automated mint julep froster."
Alice: "Sorry hun, wrong Dragon's Den."

Kirk and Spock were stopped in their tracks, when the Klingons set their disruptors to quaff.

Kirk: "Carl, I found your afro but... I dunno how to break this to you man..."

 

[Alpha_Geek]

Damnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a wizard! As soon as Sulu, the rabbit and I finish with Miss Alices picnic, we'll find someone to turn you back. Now can you breathe some fire to toast these marshmallows?

Captain, It is important that we follow the customs of local populations, but I must question the cleanliness of using someone elses sneeze-catchers.

Mr... Scott! Far be it from me... to... tell you how to do your job... but... I believe I've found the tribble with your engines!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "This looks like a job for Mr. Sulu."

 

[John Picard]

Random Engineer: *WILHELM SCREAM*

Kirk: "No wonder that old Chinese store proprietor said not to feed the Tribbles after midnight."

 

[RobertScorpio]

SHATNER; Nichelle, I told you what would happen if you didn't watch your weight

 

[Mistral]

Spock: "Mmmm, good gay juice!"

Kirk: *slurp* "What's that?"

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "Sulu! How many times have I told you-don't leave your powder puffs in the Jeffries tubes?!?"

 

[Mistral]

CPS in the 23rd Century had really gone hi-tech. And thanks to advanced genetic engineering, their agents were everywhere. McCoy's days as a pedophile were numbered.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

McCoy: "Where did you say you found these mushrooms, Mr. Sulu?"

Kirk: "Mmmmm-mm! Mr. Spock, what does Sulu call this?"

Spock: "I believe he called it 'Cream of Sum-Yun-Gii'"

Kirk: <vomits>

Uhura: "It's still regulation, Captain."

Kirk: "Somehow, I doubt that. Tame that bush! That's an order."

Uhura: <sighs> Aye, sir.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Say, I know this talking donkey your dragon friend might be interested in."

Crew (off-camera): "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"

Kirk: "Will you get down here and look at what you've done? Bad tribble! We do that outside!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "That's the last time I bring twelve-sided dice to a picnic."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Lt. Uhura, I had no idea about the shag carpeting!

Alice: No, Doctor, this is not Mojave and why do you insist on calling me Vina?

Every time Sulu grabbed a sword, the whole crew had to take a drink.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit" begins to play in the background.

Kirk and Spock: the College Years

As the tribble began to slide forward, Kirk froze and let out a muted "noooooo!'

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "I've ... never ... been this aroused ..."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for the win!

While on the Shore Leave Planet, Lt. Uhura stumbles upon a strange recording entitled Sex Trek: The Next Penetration.

Spock and Kirk are often fond of seeing who spits and who swallows.

Kirk: Scotty, how many times do I have to tell you to throw out this haggis? It's got pink fuzz all over it.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "*hick* Usually when I drink too much, you look like an elephant."

 

[think]

McCoy: "Do you know how to play doctor, Alice?"
Alice: "NO! This is a Dragon's Den not stirrups in the gynecologists' office."
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McCoy: "Say what? the rabbit lives?"
Alice: "Not on my watch."

Kirk thinking: "AAAaaa did I slip the Micky in his drink or mine?"

Kirk: "Yes even starships can get giant dinglebarries out the poop shoot now and then."