Tamarian Descriptions of Episodes...

[Farscape One]

An idea just hit me tonight, and I think this could work as a funny or serious way to describe episodes.

Give the plot of an episode, but do it only in Tamarian style. I'll give an obvious example, since it was said at the end of the episode.

"Darmok" - Picard and Dathon, at El Adrel.



I'm thinking of doing one for every episode, but it may take some time. But I wonder if anyone else is game?

Temba, his arms open.

 

[Mojochi]

Locutus at Wolf 359

 

[Vger23]

“Riker, his mind warped and his acting skills tested!”

Frame of Mind

 

[Farscape One]

"Encounter at Farpoint" - Q and Humanity, judge and judged.

"The Naked Now" - Lost inhibitions at dead star.

"Code of Honor" - Lutan and Yar at Ligon II.

"Haven" - Wyatt, his dream real.

 

[Mojochi]

Worf & Kurn, when the empire fell

 

[Farscape One]

Worf & Kurn, when the empire fell

Oh, that is perfect!

 

[The Wormhole]

Picard and Madred, with four lights shining.

 

[Finn]

Crusher at Caldos, Green light glowing

 

[Vger23]

Geordi, his holodeck fantasy gone too far.

Galaxy’s Child

 

[Mojochi]

Oh, that is perfect!

I know! This way of describing them kind of makes it all sound like legend

The Sons of Soong at the father's reunion

 

[Oddish]

Ok, let's party...

Encounter at Farpoint: Enterprise and Jellyfish, at Farpoint.

The Naked Now: Tasha, her arms open

Code of Honor: Tasha and Yareena in the Glowing Cage of Death

The Last Outpost: Riker and Letek at the Portal

Lonely Among Us: Picard, His Atoms Scattered

Justice: Wesley, When the Garden Fell

The Battle: Picard, Aboard the Stargazer

Hide and Q: Riker, his Gifts Scorned

 

[Farscape One]

I'm loving all the ones done so far. Keep them coming.


I just finished figuring out the rest of season 1...

"Where No One Has Gone Before" - Bubbles, across the sky.

"The Last Outpost" - T'Kon, a final howl.

"Lonely Among Us" - Picard and cloud across space.

"Justice" - Picard and Wesley, when laws are broken.

"The Battle" - Picard, his mind seized.

"Hide And Q" - Shakespeare, a tool for lessons.

"Too Short A Season" - Jameson, as an old young man.

"The Big Goodbye" - Jarada, their beams damage.

"Datalore" - Data and Lore, twins not well met.

"Angel One" - Riker and Beata on Angel One.

"11001001" - Riker and Minuet in a jazz club.

"Home Soil" - Ugly bags of mostly water, removing sand.

"When The Bough Breaks" - Aldea, the need of children.

"Coming Of Age" - Wesley and Mordock at Relva VII.

"Heart of Glory" - Korris, his eyes red and heart hollow.

"The Arsenal of Freedom" - Floating weapons at Minos.

"Skin Of Evil" - Armus, his face black and heart empty.

"Symbiosis" - Ornara and Brekka, to heal the cured.

"We'll Always Have Paris" - A stitch in time, saved by 1/3 of nine.

"Conspiracy" - Blue gills in Starfleet.

"The Neutral Zone" - Romulans, return from silence.


Season 2 coming within a couple days.

 

[Oddish]

The Big Goodbye: Picard, from Holodeck to Bridge

Datalore: Lore, his Heart Dark

Angel One: Riker, his Chest Bared

11001001: One Zero and Zero One, Taking What they Need

When the Bough Breaks: Wesley and the Children at Aldea

 

[Vger23]

The Picard, when he was NOT pleased, at Mintaka 3

“Who Watches the Watchers”

 

[Oddish]

Coming Of Age" - The Test at Relva 7

"Heart of Glory" - Worf, Warning the Fallen

"The Arsenal of Freedom" - Picard and Beverly In the Pit

"Skin Of Evil" - Tasha, Hailing Frequencies Closed

"Symbiosis" - The Leeches and the Blood

"We'll Always Have Paris" - Datas Three

"Conspiracy" - Quinn of the Dark Heart and Mighty Arms

"The Neutral Zone" - Three Sleepers Unfrozen

 

[Oddish]

The Child: Ian, Exploring Humanity

Where Silence Has Lease: Enterprise, Alone in Darkness

Elementary Dear Data: Moriarty, Awakened

Loud as a Whisper: Riva, Forever Silent

The Schizoid Man: Data, his Soul Devoured

Unnatural Selection: The Children of Darwin on the Ocean

A Matter of Honor: Riker on the Pagh

The Measure of a Man: Data, his Rights Questioned

 

[Farscape One]

Here's season 2...


"The Child" - Ian, his life long and short.

"Where Silence Has Lease" - Nagilum, his lab used.

"Elementary, Dear Data" - Moriarty, his will becomes.

"The Outrageous Okona" - Okona, his wit quick and his balls empty.

"The Schizoid Man" - Data and Graves at the positronic crossroad.

"Loud As A Whisper" - Riva, his hands speak.

"Unnatural Selection" - Darwin's children, their bodies kill.

"A Matter Of Honor" - Riker and Mendon in strange lands.

"The Measure Of A Man" - Data, his rights defended.

"The Dauphin" - Salia and Wesley, a souffle shared.

"Contagion" - Picard at Iconia.

"The Royale" - Hotel Royale under harsh weather.

"Time Squared" - Picard, now and later.

"The Icarus Factor" - Kyle and Will, the blind duel.

"Pen Pals" - Sarjenka, her whisper low and plea loud.

"Q Who" - Q, his lesson hard.

"Samaritan Snare" - Riker, advice from Troi and Worf, his ears deaf and brain off.

"Up The Long Ladder" - Brenna, her hair red and spirit fiery.

"Manhunt" - Lwaxana, her loins needy.

"The Emissary" - Worf and K'Ehleyr in the holodeck.

"Peak Performance" - Enterprise and Hathaway at Braslota.

"Shades Of Gray" - Riker, his mind clipshowed.

 

[at Quark's]

Cause and Effect: Shaka, when the walls fell. Shaka, when the walls fell. Shaka, when the walls fell. Shaka, when the walls didn't fall.
Parallels: Darmok at Tanagra. Darmok at Natagra. Darmok at granata. Darmok at the ocean. Darmok-know-not-where.

 

[Qonundrum]

Nice thread idea!


The Enemy: "Geordi and Baccarat at Core Galorndon" "Geordi at Galorndon with Baccarat"
The Defector: "Setal, Isn't He or Is"
The Ensigns of Command: "Gosh'Even and Calculator Legs at Brown Liquid Cup"
Transfigurations: "John D'Oh, His Gift Package In Sight Plain"


(Also, if this were "Shelliak description of episodes", you can guess how many episodes contain the word "Gibber"... )

 

[Farscape One]

Here comes season 3...

"The Ensigns of Command" - Sheliak, their treaties verbose.

"Evolution" - Nanites, their size small and their brains large.

"The Survivors" - Kevin Uxbridge, his grief deep and his anger strong.

"Who Watches The Watchers" - The Picard at Mintaka III.

"The Bonding" - Worf and Jeremy in Klingon bondage.

"Booby Trap" - Killer rocks at Orelius IX.

"The Enemy" - LaForge and Bochra at Galorndon Core.

"The Price" - Ral, his fraud exposed.

"The Vengeance Factor" - Yuta, in forever revenge.

"The Defector" - Jarok, his loyalty tested.

"The Hunted" - Angosia, their army forsaken.

"The High Ground" - Crusher, her services stolen.

"Deja Q" - Q, his powers stripped.

"A Matter of Perspective" - Riker, his word challenged.

"Yesterday's Enterprise" - Tasha Yar at Narendra III.

"The Offspring" - Lal, her life mourned.

"Sins of The Father" - K'mpec, an empire falling.

"Allegiance" - Not Picard, his authority tested.

"Captain's Holiday" - Picard and Vash on Risa.

"Tin Man" - Elbrun and Gomtuu, their purpose found.

"Hollow Pursuits" - Barclay, his fantasies made tangible.

"The Most Toys" - Fajo, a unique thief.

"Sarek" - Sarek, his mind betrayed.

"Menage a Troi" - Wesley, his pip earned.

"Transfigurations" - John Doe, the man of tomorrow.

"The Best of Both Worlds" - The Borg and Picard, a chase.