Taken 2 (Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, Famke Janssen)
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The movie should be renamed "Don't Fuck With Liam Neeson, Bitches!"
^No, no, no..... All his recent movies are part of the "Don't Fuck With Liam Neeson, Bitches!" series. All his movies are about the same character, but he has a new name in each one because his bad habit of kicking the crap out of anything he sees is blowing his cover. 
^No, no, no..... All his recent movies are part of the "Don't Fuck With Liam Neeson, Bitches!" series. All his movies are about the same character, but he has a new name in each one because his bad habit of kicking the crap out of anything he sees is blowing his cover.
But wait, he didn't have a cover in "The Grey." Does that mean he kicked the crap out of those poor wolves for no good reason?
Class.
There will almost undoubtedly be some diminishing of returns, but I'm looking forward to it nonetheless. The first one is simple fun.
There will almost undoubtedly be some diminishing of returns, but I'm looking forward to it nonetheless. The first one is simple fun.
The wolves were actually bred by the Albanian mafia and trained to hunt down Liam Neeson.But wait, he didn't have a cover in "The Grey." Does that mean he kicked the crap out of those poor wolves for no good reason?^No, no, no..... All his recent movies are part of the "Don't Fuck With Liam Neeson, Bitches!" series. All his movies are about the same character, but he has a new name in each one because his bad habit of kicking the crap out of anything he sees is blowing his cover.
Sorry, that was incredibly poorly written.... Neeson's character has a different name in every movie because he is constantly blowing his cover by kicking the crap out of everything he sees. In the case of "The Grey".... yes, we can probably assume he was kicking the crap out of the wolves for no good reason. Hey, everyone needs a hobby.^No, no, no..... All his recent movies are part of the "Don't Fuck With Liam Neeson, Bitches!" series. All his movies are about the same character, but he has a new name in each one because his bad habit of kicking the crap out of anything he sees is blowing his cover.
But wait, he didn't have a cover in "The Grey." Does that mean he kicked the crap out of those poor wolves for no good reason?
Sorry, that was incredibly poorly written.... Neeson's character has a different name in every movie because he is constantly blowing his cover by kicking the crap out of everything he sees. In the case of "The Grey".... yes, we can probably assume he was kicking the crap out of the wolves for no good reason. Hey, everyone needs a hobby.^No, no, no..... All his recent movies are part of the "Don't Fuck With Liam Neeson, Bitches!" series. All his movies are about the same character, but he has a new name in each one because his bad habit of kicking the crap out of anything he sees is blowing his cover.
But wait, he didn't have a cover in "The Grey." Does that mean he kicked the crap out of those poor wolves for no good reason?
Eh, I don't actually mind. The wolves probably had it coming anyway...
Looks Good, but the dialogue still needs a polish - after the bit about "if I kill you then your sons will come for revenge" a better line would have been "Then I'll kill them first, then I'll kill you." rather than just "then I'll kill them too."
That was a problem with the first one as well - like when he said "I believe you. It won't save you" before turning the power on- the "I believe you" would have done...
Oh, am I the only person who hopes they kill off Famke Janssen's character cos she was crap and annoying in the first one?
Nice to see Rade Sbrbe- Rade Unspellable as the villain. I always like him in movies.
That was a problem with the first one as well - like when he said "I believe you. It won't save you" before turning the power on- the "I believe you" would have done...
Oh, am I the only person who hopes they kill off Famke Janssen's character cos she was crap and annoying in the first one?
Nice to see Rade Sbrbe- Rade Unspellable as the villain. I always like him in movies.
^ No, cos she's hot as hell.
Maggie Grace in a red bra... I'll be in mah bunk...
Maggie Grace in a red bra... I'll be in mah bunk...
Directed by Olivier Megaton? I guess we'll get more bang for the buck.
My all time second favourite Bond girl (ok technically she's a henchman but still...)
And Maggie Grace...oh My!
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