Contest: ENTER STVGR Caption Contest #223 - The Forgettable One

Welcome to the all new STar TrEK VoyAG3R Caption Contest!

This weeks contest will feature pictures from the 4th season episode of Star Trek Voyager: Unforgettable.

But first, here're th' winners of the last contest..

The highly coveted Captains Choice award goes to @A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees with:


Lt. Torres, One of the primary responsibilities of the Chief Engineer is to keep the bridge zoom camera pointed in the right place. I'll be damned if I'll let you do this to me.

Coming in at 5th place is @IMC Headquarters with:


BELE: All of Lokai's people refused to be vaccinated. That is why they are white on the right side.
KIRK: And being vaccinated yourself, you are white on the left?
BELE:. Am I? You know, we all used to look the same before all this...

@Captain pl1ngpl0ng and @Qonundrum tie for fourth place with:

and


Third Prize goes to @Nerys Myk with:

Hand over the leola root. Mister Neelix. All of it.

@Herbert gets second prize with:

After further consideration, Janeway decided against mandatory bridge calisthenics.

And the winner is @tharpdevenport with:


Kate Mulgrew "GET OUT!!! I HAVEN'T PUT MY MAKE-UP ON YET!!!!!"

Here're th' new pictures:






Bonus Picture:

 

I still get a kick out of the Janeway head bobbing one.

TUVOK: "Captain, the giant space anus from the previous contest is pursuing us at high warp."
JANEWAY: "Set phasers on 'constipate'."


HARRY: "Two hot blond chicks in catsuits right next to me... only question is which one should I ask out first?"


SEVEN: "Why are we attacking Voyager with Grrzillian death drones again?"
SEVEN'S FRIEND: "Because that stupid creepy snotnosed ensign wouldn't stop giving me 'I want you' eyes."
SEVEN: "Understood. Locking torpedoes now."


SEVEN: "And that's why we attempted to blow up Voyager with Grrzillian death drone fighters, captain. Ensign Kim proved incapable of controlling his raging hormones."


THE CRIMINOLOGIST: "And crawling on the Borg cube's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time and lost in space, and meaning."

 

JANEWAY: We really gotta fake a viewscreen problem, next time we run across the Kazon.

Dear Penthouse...

Dear Penthouse?

Dear Penthouse!!!!


We will serve no wine before it's time.

 

Seven: Will you stop saying "pew pew" !

 

TUVOK: "Captain, as a vegetarian can I still have my pudding?
JANEWAY: "You can't have your pudding if you dont eat your meat.


Seven (softly): As soon as Ensign Kim leaves I'll lock the door.


SEVEN: No, my head does not look like a "light bulb."

 

Pink Floyd "The Wall"...

 

Harry: (OS) *taking off his clothes*

 

chakotay:
no... you dont understand this game.
there's nothing wrong with your teeth, i'm just playing a dentist.
now, open wide..... wideerrrr

 

Tuvok: There it is. This is what I would look like as a Bolian.

Janeway: I liked you better as a Ferengi.



Seven: Don't look back but ensign Kim is staring at you. Don't worry he does that with all the new women that board this ship.




Seven: I can play this game for hours.



Kim: So I stared at her for a couple of hours.

Paris: You're pathetic.



Seven: Kim, I had no idea you were a flasher, too.




I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend. She comes from the planet of hatracks...

 

Thank you for the win!










JANEWAY: A madman with an evil mind. A waste of scientific genius.
TUVOK: One might suspect Doctor Shrinker of possessing Ferengi DNA. His greed is inversely proportional to the effect of his Shrink Ray.
JANEWAY: The Federation outlawed Shrink Ray technology centuries ago.
TUVOK: He seems not to have received that memo.

 

Janeway: I'm thinking for the statue of me on the quad at Starfleet Academy, I should be posed like this.

 

KIM: Oh no. They're going to find the coffee I detected in this nebula behind me. And they'll tell the Captain first. I've got to act quickly!



KIM: Kim to Captain Janeway!
JANEWAY: What the hell do you want, Harry?
KIM: Captain! Do you prefer light, medium, or dark roast blend? What if you could have all three?
JANEWAY: Are you holding out on me, Mister Kim? If you know a source I just might promote you to Ensign.

 

Alien (OS, resembling coffee beans, on the viewer): Greetings. We are the Tuvix. We come in peace

Janeway: Tuvok, kill them all and beam them board. Have Neelix prepare the coffee.

 

BOUNCING ANNOUNCER: "But that's not all! If you call within two hours, we'll not only give you the Limited Edition Kathryn Janeway bobblehead and the Incredible Bouncing Picard, but we'll even throw in the Wiggly Worf! It's all yours for the incredible price of 29.95 strips of latinum. Operators at the Ferengi Home Shopping Network are standing by, so call now!



HARRY: "Yeah, really, awesomest deal ever. I got the Janeway Bobblehead AND the Bouncing Picard, and even the Wiggly Worf. And I only had to pay 29.95 strips of latinum."
TOM: "Didn't they warn you about the Ferengi Home Shopping Network at the Academy?"

 

"And since you were a Borg for so long, I've created this computer simulation using ships to show how a woman becomes impregnated. Voyager is the egg, and the two attacking ships are the sperm firing the life-creating juices. When the sperm meet the e--"
BEEP BEEP BEEP, BOOP BEEP DAH DAH BOOP
7 of 9: "I have altered the simulation. The egg is now firing upon the sperm. Borg do not reproduce."

 

Kes: "Again with the crossovers..."
Seven: "Makes you not want any more of Neelix's cooking?"

 

SEVEN: No. Don't look. According to these readings, Seska has disguised herself as Ensign Kim.



SEVEN: Seven of Nine to Captain Janeway.
JANEWAY: What the hell's wrong now? Stop treating the Astrometrics Lab like your own personal cat pan.
SEVEN: Your annoyance may be justified. I have just discovered Ensign Kim is the Cardassian spy Seska in disguise.
JANEWAY: Son of a Borg! She's original, I'll give her that. Mister Tuvok, kindly beam Ensign Seskim into the nearest plasma exhaust vent.
TUVOK: It would be easier to expose her by simply asking her to play the clarinet.

 

Seven: ???

 

Chakotay: Can you still love me after the transporter malfunction made me tiny?
7: No.