Stupid criminal.

[trekkiedane]

I have no idea where to post this, but it is SO hilarious that i simply have to share it.

Yesterday a Polish man was found guilty of trying to smuggle 20 Kg of amphetamine into Denmark.

The 40-year old is going to spend the next TEN years in jail.

Scanners used by the customs officers found the 20 Kg's hidden in his car as he tried to get into Denmark.

Now, that's all good and well, you'd say -right?

The thing is that he was in fact smuggling 1-phenylethylamine, -which at that time was a legal chemical.

But as he thought he was smuggling the real deal: intent got him behind bars!



Linky (in Danish)

 

[tharpdevenport]

I have way better dumb crook stories:


Theif who goes into a gas station to rob it, gets something, put a $20.00 on the counter, clerk open the cash register, theif takes it and runs off. Total in the register: a tad over $17.00


Theif who during the winter bumdles up, goes to a building, tries to get threw the window. A few days later they find him there, frozzen to death.



The guy who went in to rob a bank (I think it was a bank) and the teller told him she had to talk with the supervisor first, but the supervisor wasn't there, so she got hte theif's name and number. Called him back, he came back to the bank and the polcie arrested him.

 

[trekkiedane]

^ Yeah, the sheer stupidity of the criminal mind never ceases to amaze!

And then there's this one:

Naked Burglar Found Stuck in Oven Vent (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8QYGjjdG_Q)