Steve Jobs: Oh Wow. Oh Wow. Oh Wow.

[Flavius]

Some of you have probably read the eulogy that Steve Jobs sister, the writer Mona Simpson, gave.

You can find it here (you may or may not be able to read it):

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/30/o...-steve-jobs.html?scp=1&sq=mona simpson&st=cse

Here's a quote:

Steve’s final words, hours earlier, were monosyllables, repeated three times.

Before embarking, he’d looked at his sister Patty, then for a long time at his children, then at his life’s partner, Laurene, and then over their shoulders past them.

Steve’s final words were:

OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW.

What do you think he meant?

 

[Candlelight]

He had just thought of something that would revolutionise humanity to the point of elevating us to the status of gods.

Then he died.

Does anyone get the impression he's up there, taking over the iCloud and organising Heaven the way he organised Apple...

...wings only available in black or white...
...instead of getting your halo in a box it now comes via download from the GodStore...
...you get frustrated when instead of becoming an Angel 5 you only become an Angel 4S...

 

[Paradon]

Maybe he thought...he's finally at peace. He doesn't have worry about this life anymore.

 

[sojourner]

He said it just to screw with us.

 

[Newspaper Taxi]

Much more dignified than "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!"

 

[Kelthaz]

It's definitely better than "Oh, my".

 

[Sparky]

He thought of a revolutionary new product.

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Probably just a combination of the pain killing drugs and the dying proccess.

 

[scotpens]

I keep thinking it had something to do with a sled.

 

[Danoz]

I had the perfect image of the entrance of heaven from the South Park movie ready to go... then I realized this wasn't TNZ .

 

[brian577]

Probably just a combination of the pain killing drugs and the dying proccess.

Killjoy

 

[Haggis and tatties]

^^Sorry......In the spirt of things.

He saw the heavens open and saw Peter standing their with a iphone and a app for who gets in and who does not.

 

[Darth Duck]

I just hope he said it with more meaning than my last girlfriend.

"Oh wow. Oh wow. Yawn. Oh wow. Stop, just stop."

 

[rahullak]

He was transitioning into a light-being.

 

[Gaith]

Steve’s final words were:

OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW.

What do you think he meant?

"In a few minutes, for the first time in history, Bill Gates will be sexier than me!"

or

"Damn, I really should have had this cancer properly treated when first diagnosed!"

 

[doubleohfive]

Some of you have probably read the eulogy that Steve Jobs sister, the writer Mona Simpson, gave.

You can find it here (you may or may not be able to read it):

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/30/o...-steve-jobs.html?scp=1&sq=mona simpson&st=cse

Here's a quote:

Steve’s final words, hours earlier, were monosyllables, repeated three times.

Before embarking, he’d looked at his sister Patty, then for a long time at his children, then at his life’s partner, Laurene, and then over their shoulders past them.

Steve’s final words were:

OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW.

What do you think he meant?

I think his sister made a typo in her eulogy. She meant to type "OW OW OW."