Star Trek "You're so old" jokes

[Farscape One]

You're so old your personal logs are cave markings.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

You're so old, your captain's catch phrase is in Latin.

 

[Farscape One]

You're so old, oceans didn't even exist on Earth yet for there to be a captain to make a phrase.

 

[Nyotarules]

You're so old, the oldest Lanthanites call you grandpa

 

[Artoo Atari]

You’re so old the guardian can’t remember your birthday.

Okay, this one made me laugh out loud. Brilliant.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

You're so old, TNG 's All Good Things and Doctor Who's City of Death are crossover episodes.

 

[Victoria]

You're so old, TNG 's All Good Things and Doctor Who's City of Death are crossover episodes.

I'm so old, I don't understand this!

 

[Bad Thoughts]

I'm so old, I don't understand this!

Both have a scene I which the hero and antagonist go back to the beginning of life on earth.

 

[Nerys Myk]

You're so old, you carved the hole in The Guardian of Forever.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

You're so old, you keep calling it a phase pistol.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

You're so old, you used to bounce Zarabeth on your knee (without time travelling).

 

[Nerys Myk]

You're so old, the Progenitors call you "Pops."