Star Trek XI Caption Contest #8: Struggles

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Rat Boy, Jan 30, 2010.

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    I think I found the movie's hidden Easter Egg.
     
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    KIRK: As opposed to an Easter Egg that isn't hidden?
     
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    SPOCK: This Romulan does not know where Captain Pike OR the black hole device are located.

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    Looking for the plot holes...