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Star Trek Spoof inspired by new movie (skimpy uniforms)

Re: Hot girls in skimpy uniforms; How does anything get accomplished??

Maybe they're all gay. Or they use some future tech to freeze their balls or something while on duty.
 
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Or maybe this explains why Kirk is driven to screw every alien chick he sees.
 
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Actually, the new film has somewhat longer skirts and closed necks on the minis. They're less skimpy. I do wonder how they get stuff done. I was perplexed by how many crewmembers were wearing minis down in the bowels of the ship. You'd think most of the crew in those parts would opt for the tunic and pants outfit.
 
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Now I realize why I thought those miniskirts in the film were too long. Because they can be even shorter. I like it, it's exciting. :D

Edit: That movie is a bit juvenile, but funny. The way he tries to cover op his obvious boner with his shirt. :lol:
 
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Re: Hot girls in skimpy uniforms; How does anything get accomplished??

I think in that time of meritocracy, people are regarded more than for what they look like and are appreciated as individuals in fact encouraged to be such and their environments and institutions will have it instilled in them recursively as habitual.

And so there will be much less manifestation of sexual objectification at not-conducive times or situations when people will gladly focus their attention on their other concerns instead (or learn the art of multitasking). And more likely advertising and general attitudes etc will not feature objectification as people are more cerebral and objective in their choices rather than institutionally subjectively motivated.

(plus do we really want our fellow aliens to think of humans as not being able to even control our gonads; then how can we presume to lead in a federation?)

Consequently people will also develop appropriate outlets on demand purging them of feelings that might compromise their thoughts during other times when it is important to concentrate (they will be much less likely to be sexually frustrated for example). And be more able to delay the pursuit of gratification for another time.

In short it won't matter if everyone walked around naked; the attitude will be there is a time and a place: to save it for when it maximises, erm, impact :lol::techman:
 
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Re: Hot girls in skimpy uniforms; How does anything get accomplished??

If that's all true...

Then Kirk's an old fashioned kind of guy.
 
Re: Hot girls in skimpy uniforms; How does anything get accomplished??

I think in that time of meritocracy, people are regarded more than for what they look like and are appreciated as individuals in fact encouraged to be such and their environments and institutions will have it instilled in them recursively as habitual.

And so there will be much less manifestation of sexual objectification at not-conducive times or situations when people will gladly focus their attention on their other concerns instead (or learn the art of multitasking). And more likely advertising and general attitudes etc will not feature objectification as people are more cerebral and objective in their choices rather than institutionally subjectively motivated.

(plus do we really want our fellow aliens to think of humans as not being able to even control our gonads; then how can we presume to lead in a federation?)

Consequently people will also develop appropriate outlets on demand purging them of feelings that might compromise their thoughts during other times when it is important to concentrate (they will be much less likely to be sexually frustrated for example). And be more able to delay the pursuit of gratification for another time.

In short it won't matter if everyone walked around naked; the attitude will be there is a time and a place: to save it for when it maximises, erm, impact :lol::techman:

You assume that when a man sees a woman in a miniskirt, he can't focus, he can't learn and he can't think straight.

While I would be the first to agree on that when my blood is in the lower area of the body, I'm not thinking very intellectually, miniskirts certainly don't trigger such a heavy response that the blood starts flowing down. :lol: That usually stops when people leave the puberty phase.

People who are not sexually frustrated (to go by the example you mentioned), usually find less sex in objective beauty, like pretty women in miniskirts. As such, it is logical to assume that miniskirts do not impede the concentration of other bridge officers, rather, they improve the concentration of the female bridge officers because it makes them look good ergo it makes them feel good as well. Everybody likes to look his or her best.

I'd want to walk in a miniskirt every day, if it made me look good. Sadly, since I'm a guy, with my hairy legs, it doesn't; even a Scottish kilt doesn't help. :D
 
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Re: Hot girls in skimpy uniforms; How does anything get accomplished??

I work better when I am surrounded by great beauty than when I am surrounded by great ugliness.
 
Re: Hot girls in skimpy uniforms; How does anything get accomplished??

I've always wondered what purpose is served by having such short uniforms for the ladies.
 
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Perhaps women are proud to be beautiful in the future
 
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Perhaps women are proud to be beautiful in the future
Perhaps. Or it's that, if I hear what women are saying behind the back of my girlfriend when she looks her best, they're simply much less jealous in the future.
 
Re: Hot girls in skimpy uniforms; How does anything get accomplished??

Ok, that was pretty damned funny! :bolian:
 
Re: Hot girls in skimpy uniforms; How does anything get accomplished??

Eh... mostly stupid. The guy hiding his boner was funny, but I'm over the gay Sulu jokes already.
 
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