Star Trek Match-ups

[Oddish]

I scrutinized the rules, and saw no prohibition on a topic like this one. However, if it's in the wrong forum, the moderator crew is welcome to relocate it.

It's pretty simple... two Trek characters, some from the same show/time, others from different, get into a brawl. You guess who would win. Rules as follows:
1. All characters are at the age and in the condition they are on their primary show: we won't force 137-year-old McCoy to fight a TNG character, for example. For characters on multiple shows, which version will be specified [Seven (VOY) or Seven (PIC) for example].
2. Unless otherwise specified, all fights are hand to hand, no weapons permitted.
3. This is just for fun. Guess the winner, have a laugh. Friendly disagreement is fine.

THE MATCH-UPS
1. Doctor, Doctor: Beverly Crusher vs. Kate Pulaski
2. Holomatch: Voyager's EMH vs. Protostar's Holo-Janeway
3. Catsuit Catfight: Seven of Nine (VOY) vs. T'Pol
4. Violence on Voyager: Kathryn Janeway (VOY) vs. B'Elanna Torres
5. Liquid vs. Solid: Odo vs. Data
6. Highlands vs. Wetlands: Scotty vs. Trip
7. Mascot Mayhem: Porthos vs. Spot
8. Quo'nos vs. Romulus Grudge Match: Worf (TNG, with bat'leth) vs. Elnor (with katana)
9. Battle of the Besties: 2-on-2
O'Brien & Bashir vs. Kim & Paris
10. The Main Event: James T. Kirk vs. Jean-luc Picard

So... who experiences the thrill of victory?

 

[FederationHistorian]

1. Pulaski. Not that Crusher isn’t a tough cookie, otherwise she wouldn’t have been assigned to a black ops mission at the risk of being captured and tortured by Cardassians. I just feel that Pulaski’s personality tends to create clashes all the time, meaning she’s ready 24/7.

2. EMH. Its possible for his subroutines to be reprogrammed and turn him into the Equinox EMH. Meaning he’d be more like to delete Holo-Janeway than Holo-Janeway would delete the EMH.

3. The fans . In all seriousness though, T’Pol because Vulcan martial arts.

4. This is a tough one. Since it’s a brawl and not a phaser fight, I’ll go with B’Elanna Torres.

5. Draw. Odo wins if he manages to infiltrate Data’s body and dismantle him from within. Data wins if he takes the fight into space.

6. Trip. He was good at hand-to-hand combat, unlike Archer. Scotty just had the bar room brawl with Klingons, I think.

7. Spot. Its prime universe Porthos, not mirror Porthos.

8. Elnor. Since TNG Worf got owned a lot. DS9 Worf would be a different outcome.

9. O’Brien & Bashir. They are a more cohesive unit than Kim and Paris; O'Brien still makes time for Bashir while still married to Keiko, who Paris makes time for B'Elanna over Kim once that relationship get going. Plus, O’Brien’s endured more suffering than Kim.

10 Kirk hands down. “Starship Mine” aside, it was only in the films that Picard turned into an action hero. Kirk was an action hero from the beginning until the end.

 

[Ray Hardgrit]

1. If phasers were allowed I'd say Dr Crusher, but otherwise... still Dr Crusher.
2. I'm thinking that if they both had mobile emitters to break, Holo-Janeway has the combat training and stubborn determination to get the job done.
3. T'Pol seems unusually weak for a Vulcan and Seven's unusually strong for a human, so I'm going to give it to the Borg.
4. Torres has the advantage of her Klingon strength, but Janeway could take advantage of her rage, so I'm giving it to the captain.
5. Data has android strength, reflexes and resilience, so Odo would have to do some clever shapeshifting to win this. But I think he has the greater potential for dealing damage.
6. I'm going to give this to Trip. Scotty's tough, but Trip's been in some real brawls and come out the winner.
7. Spot. I like Porthos, but I imagine he's a bit of a pushover.
8. This one could go either way. Elnor's more hilariously lethal, but Worf doesn't typically lose once he's got a bat'leth in his hand, so I'm giving it to Worf.
9. They may lose when it comes to being bros, but I think Paris and Kim might just have the edge in a fight.
   
10. Kirk often struggles when fighting other Starfleet captains, but Picard's more of a fencer than a brawler so I'm going to give this to Kirk