Star Trek Dinner Party

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  1. Delta Vega

    Delta Vega Captain Captain

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    OK, as touched on in my NOMAD posts
    Who's your six ideal guests for dinner from the Trek Universe and why ?
    They can be humanoid, or any weird life form, they can be inanimate or even ethereal beings, singles or couples or even mismatched couples.

    Here goes

    1. As stated, NOMAD, because he, she, it, would keep the party on edge with witty repartee, with the added threat that the table could go up in the air at any time, as he considered sterilising the room.
    A real adrenalin ride.
    2. Spock, just because, and it would be nice seeing him trying to outwit guest number one, all the while refusing to take on the party vibe.
    3. The Horta, because when the party was finished, he could give the floor a once over and tidy the mess.
    4. Trip Tucker, so that I could gleefully tell him that Catfish is off the menu because its shit, although I do like Trip.
    5. T'Pol, because she's hot, just damn hot, and moves would be made to flirt with her, seeing as Trip is dead now.
    Two Vulcans might be a party pooper, but Spock will be occupied with NOMAD and won't spoil the vibe.
    6. Losira, so that when the night drags on, she can simply touch people on the shoulder and get rid, all except T'Pol of course.
     
  2. Delta Vega

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    Don't overthink it
    You can see I haven't ha ha
     
  3. Timo

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    1. Number One. The whole night could be spent with people trying to figure out how to address her, and her volunteering nothing but cold stares.
    2. Christine Chapel. For endless double takes.
    3. Spock. Placed between the two.
    4. Lwaxana Troi. Placed opposite them.
    5. The ship's computer. Only this is the DSC era so she has a holographic avatar.
    6. Robin Lefter. Because somebody has to be doing the double takes, and Spock's inner eyelid would kick in and stop that soon enough.

    Timo Saloniemi
     
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  4. 1001001

    1001001 Boorish Jackass Moderator

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    If you're including characters from all series, this belongs in GTD.

    Moving now.
     
  5. Kilana2

    Kilana2 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    In Germany there is a show called Das Perfekte Dinner (The perfect Dinner) as @StefanM will confirm.
    5 people have to cook for each other. Every day someone else who has the other participants as guests.

    My participants would be:

    1. Nog: pre-chewed food. Root beer.
    2. Worf: gagh and racht. And prune juice.
    3. Neelix: Rodeo Red's Red Hot Rootin' Tootin' Chili with coffee, black.
    4. Lwaxana Troi: annoys everyone with a gong. Prefers a six-course dinner.
    5. Benjamin Sisko: Jambalaya and Bajoran Spring Wine.

    The question remains: who will be the winner?
     
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  6. Butters

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    We have a show like that called Come Dine With Me. The host is judged by the other contestants and gets £1000 if they win.
     
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  7. Kilana2

    Kilana2 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    In my case the winner will be paid by Quark in gold pressed Latinum. And Quark will be mean as hell.
     
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  8. Henoch

    Henoch Fleet Captain Premium Member

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    I'd have the TOS god squad:

    1. Me: in mirror Spock, of course
    2. Thalassa: in Ann Mulhall with her hair down for my date
    3. Gary Mitchell: witty and makes a great spread with a hand wave
    4. Elizabeth Dehner: Gary's date; beautiful silver eyes
    5. Trelane: lively conversationalist and party games
    6. Apollo: uninvited; he'd try to steal our dates
    6. Any Metron: won't be flirting with our dates

    I did my best to not invite any Herberts like Sargon or any Organians.
     
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  9. Delta Vega

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    Herberts are atmosphere hoovers, not good
     
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  10. Kilana2

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    Having Weyoun and Trelane as party dinner guests would be fun. Despite the fact that Weyoun only enjoys kava nuts and rippleberries. But both could have a nice eloquent conversation.
     
  11. Henoch

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    Even though Weyoun has good taste in food, he's not high enough on the evolutionary scale, besides he's not TOS. Now, another round of tranya, Saurian brandy and Romulan Ale for the table. :beer:
     
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  12. StefanM

    StefanM Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    I know, there is such a show (on VOX?), but i've never seen it.

    Okay, 6 dinner with 6 guests? How about these:
    1. Weyoun from the Dominion
    2. Brunt, Liquidator, FCA!
    3. Shran, Andorian Commander
    4. Penk, Tsunkatse-Coordinator in the Delta-Quadrant
    5. Tiron, Quark's holosuite guest, who wanted a Kira-holoprogram
    6. Krem, Ferengi pirate on Archer's Enterprise
     
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  13. Kilana2

    Kilana2 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Quite a big challenge for Jeffrey Combs!
     
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    Chancellor Gorkon
    Gul Madred
    St. John Talbot
     
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  15. Kilana2

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    Another challenge for David Warner. :D

    One for Suzie Plakson:

    Dr. Selar
    K'Ehleyr
    Lady Q
    Tarah
     
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    marlboro Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Saru.
     
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  17. Delta Vega

    Delta Vega Captain Captain

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    Having an all dudes party would be fun, and edgy

    Shran, commander, soldier, speciesist, heart of gold but volatile
    Archer, Captain and ultimately socially awkward, has a temper
    Kirk, the one and only true Captain, always ready for double drop kick diplomacy
    Kang, exotic and dangerous, quick to dish out justice
    Finnegan, Kirk's Nemesis, can fight like a demon but lacks stamina
    Dolin, the Xindi, evil personified, but a bit slow in hand to hand stuff

    Might have to have Ruk as security incase it descends into violence over the Andorian Ale.
     
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  18. Kilana2

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    Seska (in Bajoran disguise) - not interested in the original purpose of a dinner party at all.
    Garak - being suspicious of Seska.
    Ziyal - child of two worlds.
    Rugal - disliking Cardassian food. Disliking the other participants except Ziyal.
    Iliana Ghemor (prime universe) - conspiring with Seska.
    Dukat (in Bajoran disguise) - scheming and planning secretly. Wants to invite Kira to the party.

    Party crasher: Damar
     
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  19. Henoch

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    A crew of Klingons just crashed the party. :klingon: At least they brought a barrel of Blood Wine. :beer:
    Does anyone know how to get blood wine out of carpets?
    What do you mean the Metron was found dead in the coat closet and it "looks" suspicitous?
    Mitchell, you say you can get some top notch detectives to investigate? Thanks. <ding, dong.> Who's at the door?
    Aah, the detectives. Pleased to meet you Nora and Nick Charles, and you brought your dog, Asta, too.
    What, the Klingons are demanding music and a band. Let me look into it. <ding, dong.> Who's at the door, now?
    (Thalassa, "Who was that at the door?") Oh, some crazy redhead, Lucy; she said she owns everything and we have to get union musicians, so, she sent over "The Ricky Ricardo Band". Hey, Mitchell, where did all these people come from that are dancing the litterbug? Nick! Nick! I thought you said your dog was house broken? ...
     
  20. Kilana2

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    1. Q
    2. Q 2
    3. Q Junior
    4. Lady Q
    5. Amanda Rogers
    6. The Jack Pack

    Q's Mariachi Band is responsible for entertaining music. I'd like to see Lady Q vs. Lauren. There is nothing the Jack Pack could do against a bunch of super beings.....