Star Trek: Catastrophe

Discussion in 'Fan Productions' started by Philip Guyott, Feb 17, 2017.

  1. Philip Guyott

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    This was uploaded to YouTube today:

    Kirk and Spock beam down to a planet and are turned into cats.

    It’s so bad, it’s good :biggrin:



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  2. Tom

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    For a moment there I thought this was the new name for Axanar! Maybe this is Alec's required court ordered production ;)
     
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  3. Lynx

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    Oh dear, this really made my day! :guffaw:

    I started to laugh like the emoticon above when I heard the Meeow-meeow-meeow title song.

    This is so good that it could have been a great TOS episode.
     
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  4. Philip Guyott

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    I do have a few criticisms with this fan film:

    1. This is set after TWOK, yet the bridge of the Enterprise 1701-A is a TOS bridge! The uniforms are also TOS.
    I NEED CONTINUITY, PEOPLE!

    2. This fan film is over 17 minutes long. The fan film guidelines clearly state that is can be no more the 15 minutes long. Hopefully CBS won’t sue them.

    3. It is well established in canon that Spock was a vegetarian. How is he going to survive as a cat? This is something which this film should have explained. I do not want to have to use my imagination at all, thank you very much.

    4. This fan film has established yet another timeline separate to the Prime and Kelvin universes where Kirk and Spock continue on as cats. As a TRUE Star Trek fan I am only interested in Prime universe stories.

    5. When the cat lifted up its tail I could see Captain Kirk’s anus, which is something I don't want to see in a fan film.

    Otherwise the rest of this film was absolutely fine! Best fan film ever. :bolian:


    Edit: This is the kind of thing I post when I have drunk to much Dr. Pepper - Very Sorry.
     
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  5. Noname Given

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    I always knew deep down Kirk and Spock were pussies! ;)

    [Sorry - too big an opening to resist :nyah: -- and I just realized that could be seen as a pun itself here too - sorry. :angel:)
     
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  6. Philip Guyott

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    What Axanar and Catastrophe do have in common is that they both have arse holes which appear on screen :whistle:
    Are you sure that is the best emoji to have next to the phrase "too big an opening to resist"? :alienblush:
     
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  7. Reanok

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    :lol::guffaw:That was a fun video they must've had a lot of patience to film the cats when they made this video.
     
  8. Noname Given

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    IDK - once they had the cats dressed up, it looks like BOTH cats had no issues lounging on a piece of carpet, or in/on the chairs at the end. They both appeared VERY mellow cats.
     
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  10. Philip Guyott

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