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Amaris
Guest
To all Scapers, near and far,
whether by boat, by plane, by car,
embark upon this awesome trip,
to exercise your fingertips.
And whosoever shall be found,
without the soul for getting down...
Oh, wait, I was channeling someone there for a moment.
Nevermind, my point is, that it's that time again!
Time for what, you say?! Well, let me tell you.
It is a tradition here at Starscape. Stretching back all the way to the founding of our hallowed board (3 years).
"Quit stalling! What time is it?"
"About 2:12 PM. EST."
"Not that, you nitwit. You said said it was that time again!"
"Ah yes. Well, you see, there is a time in a man's life when he falls in love..."
"No, no no! Oh bugger. Forget it."
It's time for...
SPAMICON 2008!
This year, from September 1st to the 30th, you will have the opportunity to do what other boards would ban you for doing.
Make as many posts as you can over the course of this 30 day contest. The winner will be crowned "King (or Queen) of Spam"
for one year. At which time they will relinquish the crown for the next winner. There is no maximum number of times you can win.
That being said, there are a few rules. Let's look them over:
I. No porn spam.
II. All SPAM goes into the Spamitorium, as not to disrupt board discussions taking place elsewhere.
Never heard of The Spamitorium?
That's okay, it's brand new this year, and has been designed for you, the discerning spammer.
DO you think you have what it takes?
Prepare!
Sept. 1 to the 30th, 2008.
All Members Eligible to start at 12:01 AM, Sept. 1, to start their spamming.
If you register as a member of the board any time during the event, you are still eligible to participate immediately.
So what will you do, when the spam hits the fan?
J. Allen
whether by boat, by plane, by car,
embark upon this awesome trip,
to exercise your fingertips.
And whosoever shall be found,
without the soul for getting down...
Oh, wait, I was channeling someone there for a moment.
Nevermind, my point is, that it's that time again!
Time for what, you say?! Well, let me tell you.
It is a tradition here at Starscape. Stretching back all the way to the founding of our hallowed board (3 years).
"Quit stalling! What time is it?"
"About 2:12 PM. EST."
"Not that, you nitwit. You said said it was that time again!"
"Ah yes. Well, you see, there is a time in a man's life when he falls in love..."
"No, no no! Oh bugger. Forget it."
It's time for...
SPAMICON 2008!
This year, from September 1st to the 30th, you will have the opportunity to do what other boards would ban you for doing.
Make as many posts as you can over the course of this 30 day contest. The winner will be crowned "King (or Queen) of Spam"
for one year. At which time they will relinquish the crown for the next winner. There is no maximum number of times you can win.
That being said, there are a few rules. Let's look them over:
I. No porn spam.
II. All SPAM goes into the Spamitorium, as not to disrupt board discussions taking place elsewhere.
Never heard of The Spamitorium?
That's okay, it's brand new this year, and has been designed for you, the discerning spammer.
DO you think you have what it takes?
Prepare!
Sept. 1 to the 30th, 2008.
All Members Eligible to start at 12:01 AM, Sept. 1, to start their spamming.
If you register as a member of the board any time during the event, you are still eligible to participate immediately.
So what will you do, when the spam hits the fan?
J. Allen
