Something strange about my voyager uniform I bought.

[mattyans]

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Hi all. First post so please forgive me for any problems.

Here's the thing. I bought a star trek voyager uniform from blossums costumes in Australia. I haven't even opened it and I went and read the news and saw something rather strange

You see frank langella just got cancelled by Netflix from the new trek. I live in frank and my last name is long. Seems like an unusual coincidence... frank long. Frank lang. Very similar. Are they cancelling me?

In another article though i notice that Orlando bloom and keira are associated with a gay Netflix show that came out.

Now I'm straight. And I'm seeing blossom, bloom. Very similar words. I also remember that lando or was it londo was associated with the shadows in b5 with Bruce boxleitner... and Bruce has taken frank langella's place in the trek show.

I smell a conspiracy here. I mean I'm serious about this. I post a quick video as evidence. I shall probably just return this great voyager uniform unopened. But still I really wanted to wear it but the news im seeing... something seems suspicious. I wanted to post this quick video of me Matthew. and this explanation as evidence of something strange going on. Hope you all understand

 

[NewHeavensNewEarth]

Hope you all understand

Not one bit.

 

[TommyR01D]

This made no sense to me at all.

 

[DesolationGod]

thats too much crazy for one post....

 

[Locutus of Bored]

 

[Richard S. Ta]

Best first post ever.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

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Hi all. First post so please forgive me for any problems.

Here's the thing. I bought a star trek voyager uniform from blossums costumes in Australia. I haven't even opened it and I went and read the news and saw something rather strange

You see frank langella just got cancelled by Netflix from the new trek. I live in frank and my last name is long. Seems like an unusual coincidence... frank long. Frank lang. Very similar. Are they cancelling me?

In another article though i notice that Orlando bloom and keira are associated with a gay Netflix show that came out.

Now I'm straight. And I'm seeing blossom, bloom. Very similar words. I also remember that lando or was it londo was associated with the shadows in b5 with Bruce boxleitner... and Bruce has taken frank langella's place in the trek show.

I smell a conspiracy here. I mean I'm serious about this. I post a quick video as evidence. I shall probably just return this great voyager uniform unopened. But still I really wanted to wear it but the news im seeing... something seems suspicious. I wanted to post this quick video of me Matthew. and this explanation as evidence of something strange going on. Hope you all understand

If there's something strange
With your Voyager hood
Who you gonna call?
(Costumer Service)

If there's something weird
And it stars Orlando Bloom
Who you gonna call?
(Gay Netflix)

I ain't 'fraid of no gays
I ain't 'fraid of no gays

If you're seeing things
Running through your head
Who can you call?
(Mental Healthcare)

A Langella hand
Creepin' up your leg
Ow, who you gonna call?
(Human Resources)

I ain't 'fraid of no Frank
I ain't 'fraid of no Frank

If you're all alone
And conspiracy prone
You betta' call
(Joe Rogan)

I ain't 'fraid of no Cancel Cult
Ooh, I hear it likes guys with long names
Hm, I ain't 'fraid of no Cancellation
Ban!, ban!, ban!, ban!

 

[Akiraprise]

@mattyans, let me know if you want this thread reopened but I'm really at a loss.
Perhaps you can rephrase it into something more coherent.