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So moving along now...

Memorial for Wife Of Brian (yes this is humorous)

  • Gigantic Killbot That Has A Gattling Gun That Fires Miniture Shotguns

    Votes: 10 52.6%
  • Rename The Only Cricket Field In America In Her Honor

    Votes: 4 21.1%
  • Convince Burger King To Rename The Whopper JR the Whopper Jenifer

    Votes: 4 21.1%
  • Build A Gigantic Research Center Dedicated To Extracting Resources From Raw Sweage

    Votes: 1 5.3%

  • Total voters
    19
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Plecostomus

Commodore
...just received the memorial budget. Well I can't decide. Choose an option.


Joking aside memorial is Wednesday. She will be cremated and stored in a rather nice urn, which will be the centerpiece of a rather large buffet table, and we're having a band play all her favorite songs. Ever try finding a non-gay Billy Joel sound-alike band on short notice?

Like I said I won't be on much, an hour here an hour there. Sold most of my computer stuff to a broker... I feel I've wasted far too much time online. Oddly enough reading her final letter here (it was included in the will) all SHE wanted out of life was to watch TV and play video-games.

She did that in abundance. In hindsight when she came out of her last doctor's appointment and went home and finished all her current RPGs then she traded them in for cash and didn't buy any more... I should have realized she was snowing me.


The other shock came when I read the will and come to find out she was sitting on a pile of cash THIS HIGH. Got a couple rounds of probate court before I can touch it... but when I'm done with the military service I'm going to start that Nacho Hut that we often joked around about. :)

Anyway, thanks for listening.
 
^^ Don't take it too bad. Also, I voted for killer robot. She'd have liked that.

On a personal note: Put the money in a money market account for a while. You never knew it was there anyway, and not touching it will do you some good.
 
Definitely a giant Killbot. I can see the wonderfully delicious irony in it, and I bet she would, too. All my best, Plec.


John
 
You could have a smiley here in her honour. Code: :jen:

Or the killbots thing. But only if several OMGs are added to the name. :)
 
I vote the killbot...smiley! She'd have loved that as we would all use it so often. Be sure it has a wicked grin and a twinkle in the eye.
 
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