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So I had this idea..

TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME

Teacake's Pleather Dome
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I've been on this BBS nearly 8 years, I had my pon farr last January. This (amazingly) is not about that.

WHAT IF I spent the next 7 years on, or doing, or in something to simulate what it was like for the good people of Voyager who were lost with no way of knowing if they were ever getting off the frigging ship for 7 whole years. Yes I realize I can't really experience that, short of commiting a crime that has a 7 years locked up sentence. Which I do not need to do as this is an exercise, it is not intended to be that close to reality.

I'm thinking I could commit to only posting in the VOY forum for the next 7 years. This would be a sacrifice, another Star Trek movie is presumably coming out before that and I would be sacrificing talking about it just like how Harry sacrificed talking to his mom and Janeway sacrificed hearing about her dog's puppies. There's also a Star Wars movie coming out and though I might be able to squeeze some NuTrek talk into this forum I would probably die a little inside not being able to talk about the new Star Wars either that or I would join theforce.net though frankly that would be cheating. Unless I viewed it as my holographic life over there but then what does that make this place?

At the end of the 7 years would I be SO HAPPY to be posting on the rest of this BBS again?

Or would I have become institutionalized and be unable to communicate in the linear fashion other forums on this BBS effect?

What if someone famous on the BBS who doesn't post in VOY ragequit and I didn't find out about it until years later, like how Janeway was DUMPED and still all faithful and stuff because she did not know? Well. That would make this excercise more meaningful. Poignant, even.

Yes. I feel I should experiment upon myself.
 
Don't keep yourself sequestered in the VOY forum, just for the sake of experimentation. The rest of these boards not only welcome, but require your input. Like Queen Amadalla and the Gungans, you and I have not always agreed, but I am quite fond of you, really. I do enjoy reading your posts in other forums. As do others. Many others. To simulate the Lost in the Delta Quadrant experience on these boards in this fashion you're proposing is an experiment with limited rewards ...
 
Try to imagine that Sasha and Malia did not know what Native American Indians were.

That's how racist Armadala is.
 
Really 2takes I think that's very honest of you to compare yourself to a gungan like that.
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I would see it as an honour to plug my dick in that hole and make sure that that hipster wetblanket Luke Sky Walker can't get out.

...

There are a series of "What if" parallel universe Star Wars Comics.

(Star Wars Infinities.)

One of these books has the Emperor taking Leia as his apprentice instead of Luke. :)

Hilarity ensures.
 
I think you should spend the next seven years eating leola root almost exclusively.

I wonder what leola root's closest real-world analogue would be?
 
Yes! Experiment in the kitchen, like Neelix had to, in order to feed a lost and starving crew, more used to the finer things in life ...
 
The nearest thing you could do to replicate the 'Voyager experience' would be to get a boat, and then lose yourself in the Amazon for seven years.

It's okay though, Reg Barclay will figure out a way to establish communication with you using two soup cans and a line of string about five years in. :techman:
 
I think you should spend the next seven years eating leola root almost exclusively.

I wonder what leola root's closest real-world analogue would be?

I always had the feeling it was parsnips. I cannot imagine eating parsnips every day for 7 years and I cannot see any merit to what I am describing as teacake's folly.
 
I'd make it 7 minutes.

There's enough time there for all the Leola Root one can take.
 
Maybe I need to make a vow. Because of my weakness.

EDIT: okay I have deleted the rest of the BBS. It's all gone. I have to start building civilization from scratch with the information contained in this surviving pod.
 
Maybe I need to make a vow. Because of my weakness.

EDIT: okay I have deleted the rest of the BBS. It's all gone. I have to start building civilization from scratch with the information contained in this surviving pod.

So, how are you going to figure out if the Librarians is hit or miss?
 
Imagine getting stranded in the DQ just after watching Trash. You had just seen the adorably butt naked butt and also most of the rest of Malcolm Reynolds and you then spent the next 7 years very fondly remembering this. Who knows how many more wonderfully cheeky scenes just like that one would be waiting for you when you finally made it home? And then you get home and as you're hugging your nearest and dearest someone whispers the truth in your ear.. "cancelled".

I suppose it's good to have never found out while lost in the DQ that it was cancelled as that might have made a person give up hope.
 
WHAT IF I spent the next 7 years on, or doing, or in something to simulate what it was like for the good people of Voyager who were lost with no way of knowing if they were ever getting off the frigging ship for 7 whole years. Yes I realize I can't really experience that, short of commiting a crime that has a 7 years locked up sentence. Which I do not need to do as this is an exercise, it is not intended to be that close to reality.

I'm thinking I could commit to only posting in the VOY forum for the next 7 years. Yes. I feel I should experiment upon myself.

An experiment like this, with its restrictions and confinements to impede personal awareness of outside factors, is a project worthy of a Vulcan. It does not however, sound like a project worthy of a human. Or worthy of someone from Australia.
 
That happened to Spider-Man.

3 years OUR time (in the real world), Doctor Octopus had been possessing (mind swapped) Peter Parker, trying to out hero the Amazing Spider-Man as The SUPERIOR Spider-Man.

"I'm Back! I'm back! I can't wait to see all the episodes of Smash on my DVR! Hell, they must be up to season 4 by now!?"
 
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