So, how long has it been since you masterbated

[enlisted person]

I glance in Misc every once in a while and rarely post, but this place is definitely in need of one of these threads.

 

[CorporalClegg]

We just had one of these last week.

 

[enlisted person]

We just had one of these last week.

Ah, I must have missed that one. A week is a long time to go anyways

 

[Jayson]

This morning. Hayden Painterrie or whatever her name was my vision of choice. Plan to do it again before I go to work. I am thinking I might go with Sarah Conner from the tv show.

Jason

 

[T'Baio]

I'm not into falconry, so I can't remember ever being a master bate.

Or, do you mean masturbate?

 

[enlisted person]

I'm not into falconry, so I can't remember ever being a master bate.

Or, do you mean masturbate?

Ah, I spelled it wrong. Guess I need more practice

 

[Markas]

Maybe your hand was tired.

 

[sidious618]

This morning. Hayden Painterrie or whatever her name was my vision of choice. Plan to do it again before I go to work. I am thinking I might go with Sarah Conner from the tv show.

Jason

Wow.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

well over a month ago,
have no desire to.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Let's see. I did it this morning, i know that. Several hours ago.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Shut up guys, let me masturbate in peace.

Jeez.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

... this place is definitely in need of one of these threads.

[insert obligatory "can this be a sticky thread?" joke here]

 

[ThankQ]

Really?

This is what we're talking about now?

 

[Servo]

Really?

This is what we're talking about now?

Now? There have been masturbation threads here in one form or another pretty much since the board started. The most famous one was back in the big blue days.

 

[Emher]

Dude again? Listen I'm all for sexrelated threads but this is becoming tiring.

 

[Jayson]

Well, I just did it again. Started out as Trica Heffer, turned to Boomer for a minute but ended with D'iana Byers. Not only that but I even added some new canon to the "Battlestar Galatica" universe. Did you know the cylons had contact with modern earth society and was experimenting with human sexuality by keeping love slaves aboard their Baseships?

Jason

 

[CorporalClegg]

Just finishing up the second coat now, Mr. McFly!

 

[Aquehonga]

Master baited you mean right?

Maybe, if there are any experienced fishermen, like Bass Masters or Tourney vets, here they could answer your inquiry better.

I haven't fished in years

Didn't this come up not too long ago?

I remember seeing a thread in here about fishing a few days ago. Some new TrekBBSer.

 

[judge alba]

30 seconds ago started thinking about about my partner then suddenly during the last vinegar strokes an image of Kate wineslet appeared.

 

[sidious618]

Well, I just did it again. Started out as Trica Heffer, turned to Boomer for a minute but ended with D'iana Byers. Not only that but I even added some new canon to the "Battlestar Galatica" universe. Did you know the cylons had contact with modern earth society and was experimenting with human sexuality by keeping love slaves aboard their Baseships?

Jason

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.