Situations where you could quote "The Motion Picture"

[Jeyl]

"I have an exterior visual!" When I back up my Dad's hybrid Lexus with it's rear camera showing me where I'm going.

 

[ClayinCA]

If someone's attitude, etc. is really pissing me off, I say something acknowledging their "continued predilection for irrelevancy."

I use this one on my father a lot. Not being a Trek/sci-fi fan, he sure as Hell doesn't get it.

It was even funnier when I was saying this in 1979 at 12-years-old.

That...is awesome.

 

[sbk1234]

I had someone half-assedly appologize to me the other day. I responded, "No, you're not sorry. Not one damn bit."
It was then hard to stay looking serious, becuase inside I started to crack myself up.

 

[SchwEnt]

"I trust you will breastfeed me through these difficulties".
no, wait...

 

[SchwEnt]

The Quotable TMP. I love it.

 

[SchwEnt]

"I would never take advantage of a sexually immature species".
Swell pick-up line, that.

 

[Ssosmcin]

I have been known to say, "Damn it...I need you. Badly!" Never did get me very far though.

"I want this!" wasn't a success either.

 

[Nardpuncher]

I think we've used every line of dialog in that movie now!

 

[Brutal Strudel]

Point at your trouser front and say "It knows only that it needs."

 

[TeaKirk]

When somebody you know gets hurt, you go up to them and say 'I can stop the pain' and try to heal them like Ilia(And I don't think it would ever work) or if you hurt yourself, scream like Chekov!!!!

 

[Mr Silver]

Hypothetical Scenario....

You walk into a job interview, ignorant of the interviewer(s), you walk past quietly and start fiddling with the decorations, after a while, the interviewer(s), confused catch your glance you say "I've been monitoring your communications with Starfleet, I am aware of your Engine Design technical difficulties, I offer my services as Science Officer" before leaving the room without waiting for a response

 

[sbk1234]

Point at your trouser front and say "It knows only that it needs."