Sisko's Resurection
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He would be the Emissary of the Prophets returned on a Quadrant wide, dire mission.
I'd have him come blazing out of the wormhole in a brilliant streak of light using his trademark "I'm going insane!" scream that we all remember so fondly (ie: "It's reallllllllll!!!!" and, "I ammmm!!!").
This time he would be screaming. "I can't take any more of their babbling nonsense that never means anything...I want to be lineeaaaaaarrrr!!!!!!"
This is because, having to hang around with the wormhole aliens 24/7 and yesterday and tomorrow too, had made the Sisko develop a deep hatred for them and all Bajorans, making him question why he ever cared about any of them in the first place.
The Sisko would then materialize on the bridge in his corporeal form. He would re-assume command of DS9 and announce in front of everyone he no longer cares about the wormhole aliens, Bajor, or Bajorans and he wants all Bajorans off the station immediately. Except for Major Kira, whom he gives the option to stay if she so chooses, but not as a representative of Bajor.
Just as all this is in the midst of happening and about to cause an internal civil war on the station, Nog would announce they are being hailed by the Dominion. The Sisko would say "on-screen".
Then Weyoun IX would appear, saying: "Ah, my old friend, Benjamin Sisko. You look well. I hope you are as pleased to see me. It appears there has been a slight misunderstanding in regards to the ending of the war. The Great Link does not agree with the female Founders'...accomodations. I'm sure we will have the opportunity to discuss this further quite soon."
Then the transmission would end just as tons of of Jemmy ships come storming through the wormhole, followed by 10 of the giant warships that killed Valiant.
If I was a multi-billionaire I would pay them to make a 9 hour epic trilogy of DS9 movie based on this idea.
This time he would be screaming. "I can't take any more of their babbling nonsense that never means anything...I want to be lineeaaaaaarrrr!!!!!!"
This is because, having to hang around with the wormhole aliens 24/7 and yesterday and tomorrow too, had made the Sisko develop a deep hatred for them and all Bajorans, making him question why he ever cared about any of them in the first place.
The Sisko would then materialize on the bridge in his corporeal form. He would re-assume command of DS9 and announce in front of everyone he no longer cares about the wormhole aliens, Bajor, or Bajorans and he wants all Bajorans off the station immediately. Except for Major Kira, whom he gives the option to stay if she so chooses, but not as a representative of Bajor.
Just as all this is in the midst of happening and about to cause an internal civil war on the station, Nog would announce they are being hailed by the Dominion. The Sisko would say "on-screen".
Then Weyoun IX would appear, saying: "Ah, my old friend, Benjamin Sisko. You look well. I hope you are as pleased to see me. It appears there has been a slight misunderstanding in regards to the ending of the war. The Great Link does not agree with the female Founders'...accomodations. I'm sure we will have the opportunity to discuss this further quite soon."
Then the transmission would end just as tons of of Jemmy ships come storming through the wormhole, followed by 10 of the giant warships that killed Valiant.
If I was a multi-billionaire I would pay them to make a 9 hour epic trilogy of DS9 movie based on this idea.
Do ya really want to know?
After helpin' Elias Vaughn, who was havin' a vision of sorts that includin' Benny Russell, Sisko returned to Bajor in time to remove a mother parasite (see TNG 'Conspiracy') and save Kira in a Bajoran monastary. He then went and joined Kasidy as she gave birth to their daughter. Sisko, Kasidy, Jake and the baby live on Bajor in the novels, with Sisko offerin' advice and general cautionary words of wisdom to Kira, Vaughn and the others.
Hmm. I like the idea of insane Sisko. Maybe Sisko comes back to transmute the Bajorans - the Prophets are going to kick-sart our bumped-nose friends in the next stage of their evolution, into shiny-light thingies.
It'd end with all the Bajorans turning into beams of light and escending as a torrential SFX into the wormhole to be with their gods... meaning DS9 is now orbiting an empty real estate.
'I never could get the Bajorans to join the Federation', Sisko would say in a saner moment to Admiral Picard doing a cameo. 'But I did make them gods. Not a bad day's work!' And then he'd become human again... the Bajorans, made one with their gods, no longer have a need for emissaries. His commission reactivated, he reassumes command of the station.
I'd watch it.
It'd end with all the Bajorans turning into beams of light and escending as a torrential SFX into the wormhole to be with their gods... meaning DS9 is now orbiting an empty real estate.
'I never could get the Bajorans to join the Federation', Sisko would say in a saner moment to Admiral Picard doing a cameo. 'But I did make them gods. Not a bad day's work!' And then he'd become human again... the Bajorans, made one with their gods, no longer have a need for emissaries. His commission reactivated, he reassumes command of the station.
I'd watch it.
Kassidy tries to cook a Thanksgiving meal, but needs beets from the firecaves. Dukat hates Thanksgiving, beets, and Siskso's loved ones (not necessarily in that order). Dukat comes back and challenges Jake to an Iron Chef style cook-off.
But there is only one man that can match Dukat in the kitchen, and his name is Benjamin Sisko**. Hilarity and wire-fu combat ensues....
** Joseph Sisko will be busy wrestling the alligator back into stasis.
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