Shia's hand in jury is written into script of TF2!!

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  1. Flying Spaghetti Monster

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    Damn that Michael Bay. Too cheap to pay for a hand double.
     
  3. TheBrew

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    This is, hands down, one of the most brilliant ways to incorporate Shia's injury. Bay must be a pretty handy guy with on-the-fly ideas like this. We should give him a hand... oh wait, he's got that covered! Hands up, who is more excited for this movie now?

    -TheBrew, one hand clapping.
     
  4. Samurai8472

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    Aw now Sam will never be able to play the guitar and become a rockstar unless Doc Brown fixes it all.
     
  5. Brikar99

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    I was hoping it was crushed when Bumblebee transforms with him inside.
     
  6. Mr. Adventure

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    Not having heard of this I thought from the title that maybe he had jury duty or something.
     
  7. Mike Farley

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    Pshhh. Lucas would have just added a working hand via CGI. Bay is such an amateur!
     
  8. Trekker4747

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    Just his hand got jury duty?

    And they're using it for the plot of Transformers 2?

    Huh.

    That's strange.
     
  9. Messianni

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    ^ Dammit, got to it before I could!
     
  10. Brikar99

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    It's just more proof of how broken our justice system is.
     
  11. Samurai8472

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    or given Sam a robotic hand
     
  12. MeanJoePhaser

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    Well, at least it won't be part of another masturbation reference.

    Then again...
     
  13. Aragorn

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    His hand has jury duty because Ashe's hand is on trial.
     
  14. Pilot Ace

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    Does he have a hook now or something?

    How badly was he hurt?
     
  15. captcalhoun

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    a few crushed fingers from a car accident.
     
  16. M'Sharak

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    It's sort of like vote by mail. Hand in jury. Why didn't they think of it a long time ago? It would have saved millions of hours spent by hundreds of thousand of people thinking up lame-assed excuses about why they wouldn't be able to respond to their summons in a timely fashion.
     
  17. TremblingBluStar

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    I guess I haven't been posting here in a while, as I had no clue Bay was doing another Transformers film.

    I guess I won't be seeing Transformers 2 in the theater!
     
  18. Professor Zoom

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    That would be the only reason to get me to see the movie...