Yes, you read it correctly. Non-league football club Sheffield FC (the world's oldest football club, as recognised by FIFA) are playing their final match of the season on Saturday 4th May against the pointy-eared, green-blooded devils from across the Neutral Zone. No joke. See for yourselves - http://www.sheffieldfc.com/upcoming-matches Pop down to the Coach and Horses Ground if you fancy some genuine amateur football, a pint of real ale and a decent pie and peas. No Tal Shiar please.