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Shatner on this week's "Best Week Ever"

Kryton

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He did a little stint to push his book and here were the "3 to 5" reasons he claims you should buy the book:

1. Reason #1: "To let Oprah know you can choose your OWN book, thank you very much."

2. Reason #2: "Wanna know why Heather Locklear suggested I stuff a sock in my pants? That one'll cost you $25.95."

3. Reason #3: (In case you didn't know already, Shatner is fluent in Esperanto...so this reason was entirely in that manufactured language.) The subtitles read: "Want to know the Esperanto to English translation of this? Want to know what Esperanto is? You gotta buy the book!"

4. Reason #4: "Wanna find out why gorillas love to touch my body so much? There's a good reason (as he fights off a phony gorilla's advances)...buy the book! WATCH it, gorilla (he looks into its eyes)...on the OTHER hand...."
 
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